run, steve, run!

Would've upvoted if the copper wouldn't have sprayed the poor sod.

He could have outrun the cop, he was driving a Craftsman after all.

"Wuz I speedin'?"

Even the cop laughed.

I believe he got sprayed because he was trying to pee off the mower.

It's funny; the more redneck people are, the more they "know their rights". Should've known to do what the copper said, then, shouldn't he?

That's a highway?

Funny, but still don't see the need to spray him.

in this country at least, its illegal to urinate in public, and to be fair to copper, I would have sprayed him too, its not like you want to tackle someone to the ground who could pee on you any second.

that's the straight story

smells a bit fakey to me, dunno though.

Still I think 'ideally' police should be well trained enough to be able to subdue a drunk without exposing their eyes to the blaze of a thousand suns.

rofl!

"2247 dispatch I'm trying to stop a craftsman red lawnmower, white male."

That hick's voice reminds me of Dale from King of the Hill.

I am pretty sure he said, and I quote "My mom's gonna kick ya ass" at the end. Either that or "My rights" either way it's the awesome.

In my experience law enforcement take piddle very seriously.

Friend of mine accidentally drunkenly urinated on a police car. He didnt realise it was a police car until the two coppers jumped out and started beating the crap(pee) out of him.

To his credit, he accepted he had given the coppers sufficent reason to beat him. Pure drunken idiocy.

@3:11 "my wife's gonna kick your ass!" lmao.

Gotta be fake, but it's still pretty funny. It just doesn't make any sense the cop would pepper spray the guy. "Oh gosh, he's gonna whiz on the grass, OFFICER IN DISTRESS!!"

Tags for this video have been changed from 'DUI, OUI, steve, piss, cop, pull over, spray, i gotta pee' to 'DUI, OUI, DWI, steve, piss, cop, pull over, spray, i gotta pee' - edited by MarineGunrock

I smell a dupe. You know what that means, A185.

You can't possible think this is real.

I can 'possible' think what ever I want. Fake or not, that was a lollercoaster.

^ funnier if it's true. misleading if it isn't.

Well, MG your sniffer is usually dead on. I've looked for it, but if you find it let me know or go ahead and discard.

I saw this on TV

It therefore has to be true.

not the funniest DUI ever. mainly because DUI is not funny.

Ah.
I knew I've seen it before - http://www.videosift.com/video/Craftsman-Lawnmower-DUI-Stop

But it was discarded, it's fair game.

>> ^MINK:
not the funniest DUI ever. mainly because DUI is not funny.


It is when the guy is on a lawn mower. Going 5 MPH. Where he can't possibly hurt anyone other than himself.

I would have to say this is an authentic DUI stop. You cant urinate in public.

err okay I understand peeing in public is wrong, but even so he's not hurting anybody except some poor guy's lawn, spraying someone in the face because of some pee is a bit much if you ask me.

*sigh*

First of all, I lived in the South, and that tiny road could be construed by a pig as a highway. He always wants to think he isn't a redneck cop in a podunk town; that he's some important public figure.

Secondly, the aforementioned fact explains why he sprayed the man. Why simply laugh at the situation and take the guy in for public intoxication when you can spray him, whip him around like a drunken rag doll, and add resisting arrest to his record? As I said, he's got nothing to do in his town. Fucking pig.

[Edit] At least the guy wasn't on a skateboard!

i'm just glad his wife didn't stab him in the face. pepperspray was probably the lesser of two evils.

This officer was more than patient with this guy. He told him he needed to to sit back down, and he didn't. SO instead of moving in and getting peed on, he sprayed him. Stop acting like pepper spray melts your face off. Its not as bad as people make it out to be.

>> ^thinker247:
sigh
First of all, I lived in the South, and that tiny road could be construed by a pig as a highway. He always wants to think he isn't a redneck cop in a podunk town; that he's some important public figure.
Secondly, the aforementioned fact explains why he sprayed the man. Why simply laugh at the situation and take the guy in for public intoxication when you can spray him, whip him around like a drunken rag doll, and add resisting arrest to his record? As I said, he's got nothing to do in his town. Fucking pig.
[Edit] At least the guy wasn't on a skateboard!


As arsenault mentioned, cop was more then patient enough with the guy. You have public drunkeness, drunk driving, littering, and public urination.

Now, take into account the guy thought it was a good idea to do the latter two IN FRONT of the cop. All the while not producing a valid drivers license as the cop asked him to do, in a polite manner I might add.

And in all honesty, If someone took their wang out in front of me in any public place, and I had pepper spray, you'd best believe that guy's getting a pepper-spray shower.

Jebus...

http://www.videosift.com/video/Craftsman-Lawnmower-DUI-Stop

It died in the queue last time.

"BWAAAAAGH I KNOW MY RIGHTS"

Yes, you have the right to pee your pants after one too many MGDs.


With respect to the above conversation, I also agree with the "pro spraying of wang waving rednecks" group. The description alone explains the philosophical merits of the position, I say. I mean, tasers kill, so I'm opposed to them outright unless you're disarming someone with a REAL weapon instead of shooting them with a gun, but who ever heard of death by pepper spray?

I say pepper spray is a good counter against urine.

Hmm - new game to replace rock, paper scissors, anyone?

Wang, Pepper Spray... Oprah?

Well, that's how cops deal with people that don't respond to commands. It's just a good thing he didn't taze him, which seems to be a common practice with some police officers.

Basically he had to get the guy under control, but I think in this case he should have made an exception. Plus the fact that anyone who's been drunk before knows that if you gotta piss when your drunk, chances are your bladder is pretty full and waiting more than, oh 10-15 seconds isn't really an option. I wouldn't be surprised if he pissed his pants in the squad car.

Btw, this video has aired on TV, so it's probably not a fake. Plus, those bars on the front of the car are definitely police issue and can't be had even if you buy an outdated police car. Check out the taxi cabs in your area... the ones around here say "Police Interceptor" on the back bottom left and still have the flood lights on the rear mirrors.

Btw, while I understand the need for police to get situations under control, getting a shot of pepper spray in the eyes is not exactly a painless experience.

Thinking of the guy screaming in agony, do you think that was really a good response to peeing while wasted?

Uh, guys? Anyone think to check out the website emblazoned across the top of the video? Yeah, it's for a comedian's website. Marc Ryan.

So... funny, but fake.

^Umm if you go to his website, it says "creator: undefined" Marc Ryan didn't make this video, he just has it on his website.

Oh yeah! Now that you mention that, I do recognize it. I got that album recently, and now seeing this vid again, I can't help but sing along.
Sorry about that, I was watching two things at the same time and I accidentally posted on the wrong one.

Oh, and um, *drugs!

Adding video to channels (Drugs) - requested by Krupo.

funniest dui ever? wtf it's the worst I've ever seen, it's so fucking boring!