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That looks like MY TURKEY!

THATS MY TURKEY!

MMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY TUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRKEYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!

yep, this is the bastion of civilization right there

Did you hear them? "Kenny's Mom got 'em"

On a related note... not very animal-friendly in those parts are they? Throwing a flightless bird off a plane....

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"MINE!"


would take you far too long to eat it, HE'S MINE!!!

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On a related note... not very animal-friendly in those parts are they? Throwing a flightless bird off a plane....


Agree with you 100%, but believe it or not, turkeys are walkin on air. Wouldn't be at all surprised if they clipped this one's wings though. He's got to be like, "Fuck me, not only am I thrown out of a plane, I'm caught by the village idiot."

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On a related note... not very animal-friendly in those parts are they? Throwing a flightless bird off a plane....

Agree with you 100%, but believe it or not, turkeys are walkin on air. Wouldn't be at all surprised if they clipped this one's wings though. He's got to be like, "Fuck me, not only am I thrown out of a plane, I'm caught by the village idiot."


Wow! That may well be my longest held urban myth then...there's no question those wild turkeys were flying. Maybe it's just the domesticated (farmed) turkeys that can't fly, being bred and fed to turn them into little porkers.

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Seems like a poor choice for an area to drop a turkey. Power lines, lots of trees, etc.

wingnut and *wings

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