Moving this video to Deano's personal queue. It failed to receive enough votes to get sifted up to the front page within 2 days.

*beg

Sending this video to Beggar's Canyon to plea for a little attention - beg requested by original submitter Deano.

*quality

Boosting this quality contribution up in the Hot Listing - declared quality by eric3579.

I'm sure that their families and a small handful of their closest friends (mostly hers) think this is adorable, but it just makes me glad that I don't know either of them.

*cinema *music *parody

Adding video to channels (Cinema, Music, Parody) - requested by ant.

I don't really associate that music from Requiem for a Dream with "epic" so much as "the most epically bad outcome possible".

Did this just go private for anyone else? Damn, I missed it.

*dead

This video has been declared non-functional; embed code must be fixed within 2 days or it will be sent to the dead pool - declared dead by Hex.

*undead

It works for me...

*notdead

This dead video has been deemed functional; it must have been accidentally declared dead - declared notdead by lucky760.

totally retarded.