Awww that's cute.

Time to get myself a vasectomy.

Kids don't really understand what they're saying, and you can know that, but it still can really hurt to hear your kid say something like this, or say they prefer one parent over another...

No matter how much you can rationalize it and know that they mean no harm by it... you just can't help it.

look how could you possibly like a 30+yr old woman that forced you to dip your entire head in there vagina

Little. Bundle. Of. Joy.

Where are those cookies...

he's basically saying, "I like IT when you give me cookies." This woman then re-interprets what the kid says and, because he's a cute little guy, he goes along with it. This woman's got problems.

Mommy is going to be drinking tonight

aww c'mon don't be so sensitive spoco2. Like you said, they don't know what they're talking about. You're putting too much emotion into it.

When I was young I called olympic swimmers fishes, and said I wanted the famous singer on TV to be my mom because she had bigger jugs than my mom. Although, my mom did get a little offended when she kept digging into it, and I eventually said something like, 'because she's prettier than you'.


It's all kid talk. Don't dig deeper if you don't wanna hear something you might not like. Just don't give them the chance to explain themselves and quickly change the subject LOL.

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Nice screen saver. Is that Marine Aquarium?