If you're crapping and you know it, clap your hands!

But there's only one hand. What's the sound of one hand clapping while you crap?

Fast forward 40 years to a grown man clapping while a hooker sings and craps on his face.

Thats cool but my kid had already had a training toilette similar to this one.

am I the only one who would buy this

This is exactly why I'm 28 years old and still can't take a crap.

That thing would scare the crap out of me.

>> ^blankfist:
If you're crapping and you know it, clap your hands!


hahahahahaha

The kiddy seat designed to make you shit yourself...it has a market.

DID THE DUDE FROM SAW MAKE THAT?!?? 0.o

>> ^Stingray:
That thing would scare the crap out of me.


Maybe that's the whole point? Sometimes you need a little encouragement don't ya think?

Is this marketed to parents who can't handle potty training their kids themselves?

I hear they installed these on all of the toilets at Guantanamo.

>> ^burdturgler:
Fast forward 40 years to a grown man clapping while a hooker sings and craps on his face.


Oh, that came out of nowhere. I'm tearing up here.

This contraption may not necessarily encourage the desired behavior .... I mean, it doesn't exactly appear to distinguish between poop and non-poop objects ... O_o

That was just the proto-type. The final version comes with brown pants and years of therapy.

YO DAWG I HERD YOU LIKE TOILETS

/xzibit