I wonder how many more times I can see a guy get hit in the junk in under a minute...

"It's my ankle, I managed to stop myself from hittin' my ballz..." Well, the video tells a different story, bud.

You heard him. He managed to stop from hitting his "bawls". I think we would have seen way more pain had he actually hit his balls.

Three things I love about this video:

1) The replays really show how absurd it is to laugh at someone else's horrifying pain

2) How the first thing the guy does when he gets off the line is check his hand for scratches

3) When everyone sobers up REAL quick.

*quality

Boosting this quality contribution up in the Hot Listing - declared quality by griefer_queafer.

10-1 this guy is a Republican.

Upvoted for the brilliant headline.

>> ^NordlichReiter:
You heard him. He managed to stop from hitting his "bawls". I think we would have seen way more pain had he actually hit his balls.


Yeah, that wasn't a nutshot at all. His thighs took almost all of the impact.

Soooooo... *timeshift, eh?

Adding video to channels (Timeshift) - requested by brycewi19.

Coming up next on the Violence Channel, an all new "Ow! My Balls!"

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Needs more cowbell!

Oh man I miss my bronze star downvote power.

Why does this deserve to be in the top 15 again?

>> ^Napalm:
Oh man I miss my bronze star downvote power.
Why does this deserve to be in the top 15 again?


The man injures his balls! Need I say more?!?

>> ^griefer_queafer:
2) How the first thing the guy does when he gets off the line is check his hand for scratches

I think he does that first because he seriously burned\abraded his hand.
That's why he didn't stop - he couldn't.

When my office went ziplining (a really fun experience), they has us wear leather gloves with reinforced padding on the palm. When you neared the end of the ride, you'd firmly press down on the cable behind you with the gloved hand. Even with the padding, it still got pretty hot.
(You didn't grab the line because it would jerk your arm out of socket, and you pressed behind you so the pulley wouldn't eat your hand.)

>> ^Throbbin:
10-1 this guy is a Republican.

Yes, makes sense. As we all know Democrats are afraid of the great out doors, and getting dirty.

>> ^Mashiki:
>> ^Throbbin:
10-1 this guy is a Republican.

Yes, makes sense. As we all know Democrats are afraid of the great out doors, and getting dirty.


I'd hate to speak in generalities, but evolution tends to work IN FAVOUR of Democrats.

>> ^Throbbin:
I'd hate to speak in generalities, but evolution tends to work IN FAVOUR of Democrats.

That's not evolution.