PALINdrome: Something that when put forward makes things go backwards.

The fucking pope rejected the French ambassador because he's gay!? The fucking pontiff wears Prada! Everyone knows he's gay, except Sarah Palin. (She hasn't dispatched a witch doctor to the Vatican. Yet.)

I love my country for all of its freedoms, including the freedom of religion. Still, I'll bet you dollars to donuts (actually that's an even equation in our current economy, but deal with it anyway) that the Founding Fathers wanted someone like her nowhere near the corridors of power.

So help me God (in whom I don't believe), we are SO fucked if McCain wins this election. And if I'm wrong, I will be the first S.O.B. to kiss you on the lips in celebration of it.

But why wait? You can kiss me now, for free! Rottenseed: I'm looking at you. Again.

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"More people get stoned in the Old Testament than in my jacuzzi."

Seriously though, stoning people to death for frivolous offenses is part of an enlightened society.

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Has anyone heard Palin talk about who she would pick as VP if McCain died? That is a very scary thought...we could get Cheney back.

Another off-night for Bill and his writers, apparently.

God hates fogs.

>> ^kronosposeidon:
The fucking pope rejected the French ambassador because he's gay!? The fucking pontiff wears Prada! Everyone knows he's gay, except Sarah Palin. (She hasn't dispatched a witch doctor to the Vatican. Yet.)
I love my country for all of its freedoms, including the freedom of religion. Still, I'll bet you dollars to donuts (actually that's an even equation in our current economy, but deal with it anyway) that the Founding Fathers wanted someone like her nowhere near the corridors of power.
So help me God (in whom I don't believe), we are SO fucked if McCain wins this election. And if I'm wrong, I will be the first S.O.B. to kiss you on the lips in celebration of it.
But why wait? You can kiss me now, for free! Rottenseed: I'm looking at you. Again.

omfg. I didn't know she was Assembly of God.
As someone who attended their services out of curiosity for a couple years I say this in all seriousness: Be. Fucking. Afraid.

Unless you've been around them you have no idea - these people are genuinely psychotic and single mindedly =aggressive= in pursuit of their goal of helping to usher in The End Times.

http://www.videosift.com/video/Palin-credits-electoral-success-to-witchhunter

Speaking in tongues, maniacally 'laughing in the spirit', flopping around on the floor, believing that gold teeth miraculously appear in their mouth; i shit you not this is Standard stuff for every sunday and wednesday service.

Again, in all seriousness, be aware these people genuinely believe the last days will occur in the next few years and they zealously work towards making it happen.

I just can't upvote because Maher has been falling all over his own jokes lately. His delivery is not sharp for some reason. He keeps laughing over his own words. Poor comedic form.

>> ^kronosposeidon:
But why wait? You can kiss me now, for free! Rottenseed: I'm looking at you. Again.


you're the reason why I read these things late-night. let me dim the lights...

Nice Routine.

"Romantic walks along the water that turn in to fishing trips with the guys."
Sounds like a new comedy with Ben Stiller.

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