Is this from the new James Caviezel film "Outlander"?

saw it when i was a kid.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0084749/

and yes, the entire movie is this hokey.
legendarily silly, on a par with Hercules.

^ Imdb keywords say:

Shirtless Male Bondage | Bound And Gagged

So yeah, it's on my watchlist now.

I LOLed when I saw this movie and towards the end this bad-ass motherfucking blade broke in two against a regular boring sword.

"This weapon, known simply as Tri-Entity or Turbo, is a great, unhealthy looking three-bladed sword. The central blade is the equivalent of a long sword of sharpness while the two outer blades are similar in size to short swords of sharpness. When [the wielder] swings and hits, he causes 2d6+1d8 damage, with a +5 bonus for the weapon's enchantment.

The two outer blades can be shot from the hilt, attacking as arrows of accuracy +4. If the arrows miss their target, the blades fly back to the sword like a pair of boomerangs and reattach by the end of the current round."

- Advanced Dungeons & Dragons: Encyclopedia Magica Volume 4

you had me at 'triple rocket'

Wasn't there a fully-automatic 10-in-the-clip-1-in-the-notch crossbow in this movie too?

No wait, that was HAWK! The Slayer.

So far this video has the best title this year.

>> ^dw1117:
So far this video has the best title this year.

Summary too ..

My wiener can do that

>> ^DrPawn:
My wiener can do that

Sift it or it didn't happen.

"Long sword of sharpness"?

Kinda like my "car tires of roundness"?

I bet your car tires don't sever limbs on a natural d20 roll of 18-20.

*cinema

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>> ^Throbbin:
"Long sword of sharpness"?
Kinda like my "car tires of roundness"?


A sword doesn't need to be sharp to hurt a lot. But a tire sure needs to be pretty round to roll, neh?

Was that a movie of the first zelda game?

I'm surprised this little slice of awesomeness didn't make it into this music video.

Awesome Moveie... I remember it well...!

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