Atheist Hell: All Atheists Are Turned Into Bibles!!!! NOOOO!

A bizarre and fear-laden story of an atheist experiencing his own type of hell at the hand of a vengeful Christian god.
Zonbiesays...

'But the Atheist, screaming, changed the words; running the ink by using the powers of bananas and magic, to make all the letters form the word: 'arsebadgers'

God sighed in resignation, then didn't, because he didn't exist. Something about Satan. The end.

jiyanibisays...

"And after the Christian's death, the Flying Spaghetti Monster did touch his noodly appendage to the dead Christian's body. And that Christian, unable to speak, eventually decayed, grew into a tree, was chopped down, and eventually built into a grand pirate ship. And the FSM spoke, 'For not believing in me, Christian, you will be forced to sail the seven seas carrying true pirates helping to spread the Gospel of the FSM, teaching the heathens the true ways of the Pastafarian. Yarrrr.'"

dagsays...

Comment hidden because you are ignoring dag.(show it anyway)

This was a great story and totally believable until the part where the intelligent parents gave their kid a bible for her birthday ... then I kind of tuned out ... Suspension of disbelief shattered.

This is more Christian slash fiction involving Richard Dawkins than anything like a parable.

*promote.

enonsays...

>> ^Sketch:
This video is the perfect example of a religious person. A robot spouting nonsense, unable to think for itself, but owing its existence to science.


That is an awesome observation.

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