???

Of course there's a shortage of dick!

If you didn't have a set of your preferred Enjoyment Genitals at home before lockdown kicked in then you're shit out of luck getting your hands on a set before restrictions lift.

OK, so maybe it's stretching the definition of 'essential' but it definitely fills a need.

Also: "dick shortage" heh heh heh

Did he check for pocket pussies?

I do like grabbing them.

Just do what you normally do and steal them from your friends.

B.K.: have been looking at your avatar. did you notice the negative space between the blue shield and red stripes? it's like a shaft of light passing through his ears. his head obscures all the letters except 'T' & 'P': coincidence? 6 stars could mean less than half of the 13 stars of the original flag or 46.1% (~the percentage of votes he received). the stripes...idk..but they do look like bars, which works.