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Mom Reads Sexually Explicit School Library Book to Board
Poor Cameron. She might let you sink but she wont let you fly.
Dont like the book dont read it. Is it good? Is it bad? Oh it mentions sex? You know what, sex exists! And you know it does after you are at least about 12 or 13 so you certainly should read a book or something. By 18 it might actually be too late.
I have this memory of a beach in England where I was playing with some other kids in the sand and a turn in the coversation suddenly made them ask to see my dick. I pretended not to understand, they asked louder so I ran away from them because they were weird. 10yo kids know dicks exist.
Edit: Its just a book.
People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it
Five hundred years ago the earth was not flat.
Luke, grab that little hoe
Is it?
It is!
School Board Must Resign or be Charged With “Child Porn”
Context:
(17 - 18 y.o.) students received a book of writing prompts that included, “Write a sex scene you wouldn’t show your mom,” “write a sermon for a beloved preacher who has been caught in a sex scandal,” and “describe a time when you wanted to orgasm but couldn’t.”
How to Make Music In Soviet Russia Without Getting Killed
How ToMake Videos Without Being Demonetised.
Why I Give Abortions
So you basically just hate people who think differently from you, and want to drive them out of town. Cool. At least we know.
Libtards: We'll move out of Texas if you make abortion illegal :'(
TEXAS: That's the point
Drugs Are Like That
Crack.
Why I Give Abortions
*promote
Why I Give Abortions
Erm... yes?
Abbot Claims Prosecuting Rape Will Eradicate Rape In Texas
So funny if it wasnt so sad.
The History of Portal
I have probably mentioned this, but IMHO portal was invented by Terry Pratchett.
Discworld, Book 22, The Last Continent (1998)
The wizards looked at the gently rippling surface. There should have been several feet of solid wood sticking out of it.
“Well, well, well,” said the Archchancellor, going back in out of the cold air. “Do you know, I’ve never actually seen one of these?”
“Anyone remember Archchancellor Bewdley’s boots?” said the Senior Wrangler, helping himself to some cold mutton from the trolley. “He made a mistake and got one of the things opened up in the left boot. Very tricky. You can’t go walking around with one foot in another dimension.”
“Well, no…” said Ridcully, staring at the tropical scene and tapping his chin thoughtfully with the seashell.
“Can’t see what you’re treading in, for one thing,” said the Senior Wrangler.
“One opened up in one of the cellars once, all by itself,” said the Dean. “Just a round black hole. Anything you put in it just disappeared. So old Archchancellor Weatherwax had a privy built over it.”
“Very sensible idea,” said Ridcully, still looking thoughtful.
“We thought so too, until we found the other one that had opened in the attic. Turned out to be the other side of the same hole. I’m sure I don’t need to draw you a picture.”
“I’ve never heard of these!” said Ponder Stibbons. “The possibilities are amazing!”
“Everyone says that when they first hear about them,” said the Senior Wrangler. “But when you’ve been a wizard as long as I have, my boy, you’ll learn that as soon as you find anything that offers amazing possibilities for the improvement of the human condition it’s best to put the lid back on and pretend it never happened.”
“But if you could get one to open above another you could drop something through the bottom hole and it’d come out of the top hole and fall through the bottom hole again…It’d reach meteoritic speed and the amount of power you could generate would be—”
“That’s pretty much what happened between the attic and the cellar,” said the Dean, taking a cold chicken leg. “Thank goodness for air friction, that’s all I’ll say.”
Ponder waved his hand gingerly through the window and felt the sun’s heat.
“And no one’s ever studied them?” he said.
Inside of an F4 tornado
Historically first ever EF4 tornado in our country. The shock was such that basically everyone has new houses crowdfunded. 6 dead, not the people in the video.
TX law & tattoos
I try to be as smart as I am able to, my means are humble.
Do you presume that everyone in Texas who proclaims himself a christian is obliged to have the same official christian opinion on abortions?
Dissenters to be burned at a stake on Sunday.
I do not claim to know "very fundamentals" but I am sure there are many interpretations even in Texas of what christianity is or should be. Which exactly do you have in mind?
I am glad videosift is graced by the presence of the Texas supreme christian fundamentalist who knows what people in Texas should think, the penalty for nonconformity being to "fuck off out of Texas". Sounds very unchristian to me, but what do I know about christians in Texas, right?
Well enjoy your 15 minutes of fame, Texas. Abortions dont care, they will keep on being performed, just secretly, dangerously and expensively. Lawyers will be happy. Poor people will die. In the name of preserving the life of a cluster of cells which might or might not have gone on to become a human, actual humans will be harmed.
"other christians?" ...
"perscribed opinions" ...
If you don't know very fundamentals of the religion please don't try and be "smart"
TX law & tattoos
I dont mean you personally, I mean other christians?
Do you and they have perscribed opinions?
Yeah, Christians tend to be against murder...
TX law & tattoos
Are all christians like this?
"It was not a referendum. The people didn't ask for and don't want this" Last time I checked the vast majority of Texas are Christian so yeah they did.