I didn't even watch the video as the forced pathos of the description was enough to put me off. Let's just refer to him as a toddler and call it a day.

*promote

I can hear the Crazy 88s pulling up on their bikes now, only thing missing was the Wilhelm scream.

Waiting for the reboot of "Die Foreigner, Die".

Good book, good movie.

I expected him to shake his fist at the airplanes like King Kong.

Gracias, mi amigo.

That punchline made me LOL.

Two things I learned living next to Amtrak rail in Mystic, CT, unless you're near a road crossing they are dead silent until they are right up on you or blasting their horn. So I learned never to walk on the tracks with your back to train traffic. Also it's easy to forget that they are a lot wider than the rails themselves. I was sitting on a rail bridge drinking a beer, heard a train coming and assumed I had plenty of clearance. I look up at the last second and realize I'm going to get killed, jumped down onto a bunch of boulders at the last second. Painful lesson that I never forgot.

I know what you're thinking, punk, did he fire 12 blasting caps or only 11?

i grew up near Kingston, NY where IBM was the main employer for the mid-Hudson Valley and we all studied hard to get a job there. They closed operations in 1994 and the area will never recover.

I saw this guy in a Squat Cobbler video, I thought he looked familiar.

That one scene gave me a lifelong fear of traveling across the country on a premonition to rescue some snowbound people from a Colorado hotel. I was okay with it until then.

I saw this movie in Denver when it came out and people were laughing out loud in the theater because it was so bad and so far removed from the book.

Was I the only one counting the number of times the laptop owner said "like"?

Thanks amigo.