1st Corinthians is most certainly New Testament.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvJACHg1WGA

Full episode: http://comediansincarsgettingcoffee.com/louis-c-k-comedy-sex-and-the-blue-numbers

Although it certainly looks real, isn't it a bit odd that someone would just happen to film this at all, and yet also somehow perfectly frame the shot so the fire engine and green car are both visible at all times (though that could be a result of all the post-processing)? Also, the green car stops way behind the line which can only be a deliberate attempt to block the fire engine.

Oh my. They even have Nuno's Washburn N4 at 3:13.

Apologies. I was a huge Nuno wannabe back in the day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SGbxFmK_LA

Yeah. While watching this I had Penn screaming "CARD FORCE" in my head.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3nEqapVsA8#t=6m:30s

Seriously? Nobody did the "In Soviet Russia, beaver eats you" line yet?

What's wrong with you people?

Err...except for all the times the bible mentions stars, which, of course, we used to actually see at night.

Were you expecting a postscript along the lines of "Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is."
>> ^Mcboinkens:

This is one of my biggest conflicts with religion. Not one mention of anything outside of the sun and the moon.

Wait? Roy had to be shown how to turn it off and on again?

Who needs cows anyway: www.defra.gov.uk/news/2011/06/19/sky-lanterns/

"You and I got a lot in common." "How did you get this number?" "You have no idea who you're messing with." "He's your worst nightmare." "You have no idea." "This ends today."

Good to see that they've finally managed to entirely automate script writing.

NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON

>> ^hollywooddigital:
no matter how you slice it, spending too much time studying ancient texts and religions is really not conductive towards bettering our society as a whole and therefore isn't wise. religions are the #1 problem in this region. snap out of it people. study science if you want to change the world.


You got some quantitative data to back up any of these assertions, Mr Scientist?

I'm afraid I don't have the figures. Maybe you could help me. I'm sure you must have researched it as you are so passionate about the subject.

What is the subsidy per university student (obviously taking into account subsidies for the university) and the subsidy per Torah student?

A significant chunk of these places are funded via private donations. Yes, I pay my taxes. And I pay another 10% of my income giving money to just such institutions.

Regarding the whole bread thang, http://www.haaretz.com/hasen/spages/973054.html is quite interesting. Basically, you can buy bread. Just don't be a jerk and wave it around everywhere.