I'm a movie producer/former studio exec who has produced or overseen the production of 15 major films. I have made a number of pointless TV pilots. I have auditioned thousands of actors.

These guys are not actors.

God, I wish they were.

If I had seen just one of these guy's tapes I might say that he was reading lines, but to find such a collection of amazing character actors who were all unknowns, including a number of older actors? I friggin' wish!

Who Would Jesus Torture?