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A 15-second spelling lesson: sneak peek versus sneak peak...
noimsThen your sneaky peek leaks, you meekly eek out your weeks with a chiq clique in the clink. Not to be homophobic about it.
What if I sneak a peek at her peaks?
Birds Aren’t Real On Fox News
noimsBut, the bible doesn't mention me either 🤯
That must mea
Planets aren’t real either…she has the proof!
Star Trek TNG Compilation - Every "Make it So"
noimsnewtboy
(Member Profile)
noimsAs ever, Newt, thank you for the effort you put in to debunking this. It's not great that I'm relying on an amphibian to vet my sources, and I certainly give disclaimers when I repeat this kind of stuff, but at this stage I open these stories just to see your rebuttal.
Yes, I just said I come to see your rebuttal. Own it.
Nike had sold discounted and out-of-season items at the Northeast neighborhood factory store since 1984.
Not a flagship Nike store, but a flagship “community factory store”….a low profit discount out of season outlet store.
Last year the store quietly shuttered its doors due to internal and external theft and safety issues. With expensive and small/lightweight stock and absolutely no anti theft security in place and police too busy joking about running over citizens to even try to arrest shoplifters, it’s hardly surprising they became targets for petty theft by employees and customers.
Nike did not provide a specific reason for the permanent closure and said it is considering future locations in the area, not that they were abandoning it because of high crime. Sounds like they just need a more secure building. Nice try.
"Nike’s commitment to supporting and uplifting Portland’s North and Northeast community is unwavering. We are reimagining Nike’s retail space, permanently closing our current location at 2650 NE Martin Luther King Jr. Boulevard, and considering future locations as part of this community’s long term revitalization plan,"
New MAGA Deep Underground Military Base (D.U.M.B.) Theory
noimsHang on. I thought Videosift was the *mentally ill channel. Am I in the wrong place? Are there sane people here?
Birds Aren’t Real On Fox News
noimsYou can't afford to make enemies like that, newt. Big Mole has deep deep pockets.
Only a government mole would say such a thing hoping to embarrass or shame people out of telling the truth!
What you don’t realize is we already know….moles (and gophers) also aren’t real, having been replaced worldwide by government controlled bioengineered cyborg rodents after 9-11 to keep track of may-be-terrorists who already know how to successfully avoid surveillance by “birds”.
Nice try…we’re on to you little fuzzy buddy.
Birds Aren’t Real On Fox News
noimsOn one hand, there are mentally ill people out there who will believe things like that - it looks like some of the audience bought into it - so I can understand why the host wasn't sure if McIndoe truly believed it.
On the other hand, either the people who invited him onto the show were playing a prank on Hegseth or they didn't do even a modicum of research - it's not like this is a new movement.
On the secret third hand that humans all have, I hope the commenters here on the sift who also claim birds aren't real stop doing so - it's only feeding into the birdbrains' delusion. This paragraph was not written under duress, and there are no starlings in the room here with me.
Florida Man Tries To Cross Atlantic In Hamster Wheel
noims4th offence. It's getting serious... one more and they could take away his giant floating hamster wheel licence.
I need more daily concrete facts
noims... and off he drives with his plates obscured and a roofload of free concrete! Lucky bastard.
Making a house for a frog
noimsFrod, 1 year later...
Grifaffe
noimsWhat I personally love about the giraffe is the name camelopardalis.
"What's that thing?"
"It looks like a cross between a camel and a leopard."
<scribbles furiously>
Perhaps, but their reign ended in 08 with the reveal of giraffe camelopardalis’s extra-Solar origins.
newtboy
(Member Profile)
noimsI admit I like the sound of it.
recto + saponification + Cricetidae
A lot of people don't realise that you can just make up words and so long as a meaning is agreed upon, they can become real. It's a perfectly cromulent approach.
Even google does not know this word, and I like it.
Real things I’ve heard as a Paramedic
noimsI've never been told I'm sick and not taken it as a compliment.
Except that time my doctor told me I suffered from rectosaponificricetidation.
You're sick in a good way
Real things I’ve heard as a Paramedic
noimsJust leave it there, dude. Eventually if you feed the hamsters enough they'll just push it out. Trust me.
Pianist SHOCKS Audience With Moonlight Sonata Dubstep Remix
noimsVery mixed.
Loved the idea, but the production in this vid didn't do it justice.
Couldn't stand the on-screen comments, but then they come out with "FRICK YEAH 3RD MOVEMENTTTTTTTTT" and "THOSE ARPEGGIOS".
Overall, though, I just appreciate someone doing something a little different.