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One of the largest model railroad layouts in the US
noimsThere's a 1:1 scale railway that's significantly larger, spreading across multiple states!
If Michael Jackson was car
noimsNice synchronisation.
Michael's dancing cut up the dance floor, just like the car cuts up the road. Oooow! <grabs tailpipe> 🕺
MIKE JOHNSON TRAVELS TO MAR-A-LAGO
noimsYes, but screaming from the existential agony of betraying everything you thought was right in order to gain power has to hurt.
But it’s not a fact…opening his mouth the tiny amount required to insert the little mushroom tip all 1.5 inches to its base shouldn’t make anyone’s jaw tired.
Zlatan hits different on slowmo
noims*skillful
Like, super-*skillful.
Best orchestra prank ever
noimsNice, but (not to blow my own tuba) I prefer this one: https://videosift.com/video/Orchestra-surprises-conductor
Hobby Horsing Isn't Real - Ozzy Man Quickies
noimsSpoiler in the title!
RFK Jr.: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
noimsUnfortunately that hasn't been a disqualifying factor in quite some time now.
[...] This is not the character of a man who should be president.
The Dude Joins White Dudes For Harris
noimsTurns out it wasn't $4 million, it was just a load of dirty underwear.
"Her election was in your hands, Dude!"
Don't Google Mommy by Riki Lindhome
noims*promote the wonderful Riki, and not just for all the reasons she listed.
“Sofaking” JD Vance - I F#@ked A Couch
noimsI've got 7 if you include not capitalising the N in Newt and the tautology/redundancy/repetition in 'pro Harris supporter'. (In short, they're: N, yo, realizing, his, show, your, pro)
I'm ignoring the slightly infantile usages of of 'can never' and 'also', and the commonly-acceptable capitalisation of TOOL. I'm also assuming 'your' was supposed to be 'you' and not 'you're'.
This is a fun game, but not one I'd want to play with all of Bob's comments. Your time's better spent 'obliterating his arguments' rather than his use of language.
What arguments?
Nice of you to admit Harris is a pro, unlike her opponent. I agree.
I count at least 6 grammar/spelling errors in 3 sentences. Anybody see more?
Does more press ups than Tunez
noimsNo, you still have to be able to do 4.
I'm gonna be RICH!
“Sofaking” JD Vance - I F#@ked A Couch
noimsNo, Im am just an amateur one.
I'm sure your are a pro Harris supporter.
An Unfortunate Nameing Accident
noimsI remember being a junior coder in a place that prefixed variable names with their type. I had an often-checked boolean (bol) variable that said whether an OCX control was loaded, and feeling grumpy one day I just called it bolOcx. It made me smile each time I saw it, and my co-workers appreciated it too.
When the project was done the client asked to inspect the source code. I like to think they noticed it and saw the funny side of it, but I was definitely nervous handing it over.
"Unintentional"? ... and they laughed and laughed. Now get back to work.
Why The Far Side Is A Masterclass In Storytelling
noims*promote the combination of funny and insightful.
“Sofaking” JD Vance - I F#@ked A Couch
noimsWhat the hell does this have to do with this video?
It's fair enough making arguments or even trolling on political threads - it's fun watching a newt obliterate your arguments - but don't pollute the rest of the sift with spam.
... nothing relevant...