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What if names were farts? Now you know.
noimsVery nicely cut off at the end.
Close Calls
noimsI'm very glad I don't have to watch the other 95% of similar videos with different endings.
Oh... my God...
noimsThere's a quote that's about Jesus only hanging around with 12 men, all sailors; I just can't place the quote.
The frustrating thing is I think it might have been Monty Python related, and that's the only stuff that doesn't leave my brain. Does anyone else know what I'm talking about?
Half-Life: 25th Anniversary Documentary
noimsYour claim that Half-Life is 25 year old is decidedly, definitively, demonstrable untrue.
I remember it extremely clearly, but I can hardly remember last Tuesday. Therefore it is an impossibility. Stop your lies. Go away. Leave me alone.
Stanley Unwin interviews Bill and Ben the Flowerpot Men
noimsI wonder if that was inspiration for this lovely little sketch:
https://videosift.com/video/Eric-Idles-Rutland-Weekend-Television
SON Deserves ACTING Award For THIS!
noimsThere's precedent. It's just the masculine form of Cruella.
Cruel, I happen to agree with you, but I also think your parents had an odd sense of humor naming you that.
Would you wear this shirt?
noimsWould I wear that shirt? I wouldn't be seen dead in it.
Actually, no, if I tried that I would be seen dead in it.
Avatar: The Last Airbender | Official Teaser | Netflix
noimsI just hope it's as good as the original film.
newtboy
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noimsIirc (and I saw the film enough times) he ended up wearing the skin of the head alien, en route to the alien homeworld with a chainsaw in him lap.
Both the character and the actor went very far indeed.
Derik’s gone ape shit!
Chainsaw guy, Derik, had already fallen hundreds of feet off a cliff onto his head, spilling some brains. He uses his belt to tie his skull closed, replacing his leaking brains with any splattered brains he can find during his murderous alien rampage, making him go “ape shit!”.
I don’t think it ended well for him, but it’s been decades since I saw it. Good times, good times.
VLDL: When stupid NPC’s have bad AI
noimsMy favourite thing about this was the nicely done exploding sheep. It brought back fond memories of this...
I wonder whatever happened to the guy with the chainsaw. He couldn't have gone far.
The most INTENSE Night Ride I've ever done
noimsYep. My first thought was no brakes, no lights, not a lot of consideration for others.
BSR, surely it's against the sift rules for you to put this here to help drum up business! 🚴♂️ 💀 🤑
Looks fun, but I can’t support all the light running and wrong way weaving through traffic.
Also, if you’re going to ride with no brakes, learn how first. There are multiple ways to stop with no brakes that he didn’t know.
People like them give cyclers a bad rep.
5SF: Let Me In
noimsNice, but standard at this stage.
It would have been better if the creepy look was from the one inside the house... maybe with a "you're safe with me now".
Rave in the grave - AronChupa, Little Sis Nora
noimsYou've just described 90% of modern entertainment.
that production value is way too high for something so stupid.
HULK BODYBUILDER VS SCHOOLBOY ARM WRESTLING
noimsThere's a big difference between Schoolboy and a schoolboy. Without capitalisation and an article I wasn't sure what to expect. Personally, I was hoping to see the latter, but I did have to remind myself who the former was.
https://videosift.com/video/Schoolboy-Arm-Wrestling-compliation
I’m so happy this was caught on camera
noimsI saw no evidence that that parrot screams 'Let me out'. I also note that the guy went into the house alone.
Man, I could learn a lot from him.