yeah right! a "Tobacco" pipe.

CG on an emergency call always has the right of way. If a firetruck ran a redlight and hit somebody would you call the firemen dicks? A Coast Guard craft at 3/4 throttle with gumballs spinning isn't exactly subtle.

Carlos is as famous as Robin Williams as a guy who steals your jokes. There are clubs with a red light to blink when a well known thief is in the house so guys know not to do any new material.

Humans find it hard to understand the concepts of evolution and natural selection because we want these things to have "meaning" We like to think that we are different than other animals and that evolution was a ladder leading up to us. In reality, logic and science tell us that no one life form is "better" than any other and there is no rational reason that people are better than wolverines. Wolverines didn't cause extinction on a massive scale for 5000000 years and ruin entire other species chance to live in the wild by domesticating them. i.e.: maize, dogs, chickens, soybeans.

In the end, all life is just an unnecessarily complex method of DNA reproducing in a complex environment.

Michael Bay Joints:
The Island, Bad Boys II, Pearl Harbor, Armegeddon, The Rock, Bad Boys.

If a batter had a .333 he would be revered but If 67 percent of my work was total crap I would probably get fired.

I bet if you put a picasso on an onramp of the freeway they would drive past too. This is a stupid premise for a video, people have lives.

uhm, Arvana... Canal transport is cheaper than railroads, roads, air and sea shipping. What kind if transport is more economical?

I cannot invoke NSFW but there is sillouhette genitals

This video points out how ludicrous and patently wrong creationistas are. I ridicules them because their beliefs are ridiculous.

I suppose he could have come up with a more energy efficient method of electrolysis, but that isn't what the report says. I cannot fathom how anybody could be so simple as to not ask about the energy input and output of the system.

Is it a Tank, or an M3 APC?

I just want a cellphone where I can't crack the display

He succeeded in making a motor that runs on twinkies. the magnets are like cams converting the linear motion of his arm into rotary motion of the wheel.

UH, What?

8$ for a year? I can sell you useless tap water for less than 8 dollars per year!!!

Homeopathy is a code phrase for NO ACTIVE INGREDIENTS (examples include Head On etc)