well that would have been nice on acid.

hope that antenna wasn't on.

..yeah.. something is very wrong..
*promote

Clearly terrorism.

That's a stout pole. A lot of them are designed to break away.

...sounds kinda like the company store in a coal mining town.

http://youtu.be/GQkc0178qJc

All astronauts should carry a magnet on a string.

Exactly! put that on MTV, and have some kid laugh at me, and it's a prank.... as long as I sign the release...

Oh, man that was disturbing.
..and if this doesn't convince you that it isn't easy to dig yourself out after an avalanche.. remember that in episode S02E16 "Out in the cold", MacGyver was buried in an avalanche, and couldn't get himself out. Good thing Pete is such a good friend and wouldn't let the rescue team stop looking until Mac was able to fashion a blow gun from his ski pole, and a signal parachute from his bandana and a zipper pull.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yG3Iapth75I

Woohoo! you're promote just earned me a ruby star!
..I wonder how much I could get for this thing at a pawn shop?

laughter is medicine. *promote

*promote

1. He’s a tinker. He fixes things, and sharpens knives
2. Someone who appreciates or is loyal to Wonka products, a fanboy.
3.He’s Mike’s friend.. the other questions are don’t stem from the movie.
4.He is sooo excited about the ticket that it has given him uncharacteristic strength (he’s obviously worn out after the dance). It’s a musical, stop being a dipshit.
5. Yes, no, no.
6. He’s doing it sneakily, the parents don’t notice (although some of the children later tell their parents).
7. Businessmen often use out of place, insincere physical contact as a device to demonstrate their sincerity and good nature.. and no, Mr. Beauregarde’s attempt at networking was thoroughly shot down.
8. No. no. and C’mon pay attention! ..and again, it’s a musical, although it’s also implied that the Oompa Loompas tend to sing and dance as they work.
9. No. Wonka and the tour don’t take the ferry when the leave the room, and there is clearly no way all of the Oompa Loompas would be able to use the ferry efficiently. and, no, no, no.
10. No. No one was seriously hurt, and the contract apparently had more to do with the contest (limited to the children) than protection from injury suits. Assault is not considered assault when its whimsical; it’s considered a prank.
11. Capitalist greed, and a lack of value placed on simple pleasures and imagination.

Unanswered?

*dead

Don't feel bad. When I posted a longer version of the same video, I only got one other vote. People are starting to come around to how neat this is.