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Spectacular Rockslide in Switzerland (two angles)
garmachi*quality
1 in a Billion Basketball Shot
garmachiYou really need to see the shot eight times?
Again, again!! *claps*
You won't BELIEVE your EARS when you hear this man BEATBOX!
garmachiHe took the flute from the box. What he does next can't be beat...
I'm open to alternative suggestions!
White water rescue very nearly gone wrong...
garmachiKnock knock...
Man, was she ever calm.
Come get me after this sifts, and I'll quality it.
This Is Just Cause 3
garmachii tok a drnnk everty tikme he saids "chaos
Mad Max: Fury Road (Trailer #2)
garmachi*dead
Google maps herp derp
garmachiIt sounded like Homer Simpson was holding the camera at the end there.
Leaf Blower Volcano
garmachi"...you're burning the shit out of my plants!"
"What the hell are you doing, you're fucking the shit out of my plants!"
...or am I hearing that wrong?
Australian Scuba Diver Films Stunning Spider Crab Pyramid
garmachiHopefully something with fewer crabs!
What did you think a sex orgy would look like?
Australian Scuba Diver Films Stunning Spider Crab Pyramid
garmachiWhy are they doing this?
Just a Predator riding his motorbike
garmachiIf it bleeds, we can *dead it.
In Search Of - The Magic Of Stonehenge (Part 1 of 3)
garmachiDoes the invocation not work because I fixed the embed, and @siftbot knows this automatically?
In Search Of - The Magic Of Stonehenge (Part 1 of 3)
garmachi*notdead
INSA's Space GIF-ITI
garmachiVery cool!
*timeshift
How To Sound Smart By Giving a TED Talk About Nothing
garmachiI'm going to reflexively click the up-arrow and give you a point because you already have a bunch of points. I can tell because your text is bigger.
I'm going to write a comment about the video I just watched. It's going to attempt to be witty and perhaps absurd that includes a joke with a punchline intended to be a misdirect. I'll consider something that gets my point across, but is generally neutral and not too inflammatory so as not to rile up people who may have a strong opposing opinion, while still attempting to pander to and entertain those who agree strongly with my school of thought.
I'd like to come up with a great play on words that will catch everyone's attention, preferably something short and memorable, but the fact that the comment has already gone on this long is going to result in all my aspirations for it falling flat.
I'd like to conclude by executing an *invocation, but I know I'll get distracted and submit before I include it, and of course you can't invoke when editing, so I'll just leave the post un-invoked then re-read and re-re-read it and edit again and again trying to improve upon it and hoping I don't come across as a total dipshit, but knowing absolutely that's exactly how I'm coming across.