Apocolypse Now what? UPVOTE!

I'm just guessing anytime somedoes something really really stupid. Or even kinda stupid. It goes EIA

Upvote for the EVA theme. Those sad days back in high school, when me and the other nerds who still weren't cool enough to watch american cartoons would sit down for mass sessions of this.

100!

Some of my smartest friends are blonde women. No seriously. There's one who got early at Bard, and Ursinus and another, who, although may be setting her sights a little low, is in top classes and a few AP's.
But seriously. Where do all the "retarded" hot people come from? Do they breed? is there some kind of facility?

What? *notdead

Top 5!

Top 15!

When I listen to this video, I only hear Yahtzee.

I got "fired" from my summer job for doing close to the same thing. Workin for the the landscaping team of this private company. It was a standing agreement that rather than dump all the grass in barrels (the property was HUGE and mostly grass), it would be taken to another property on the other side of the road. There, the cut grass would be driven in a dinky golf cart through a hilly wooded area, just small enough to squeeze the cart through. Well one day, crazy old me, decided he didn't want his head to hit the ceiling every single time he dropped off grass (3/4 times daily), and so chose to come up to the dumping grounds a different way. This entailed going up a very large hill on a steep incline. Problem was, at the top was a treeline, and I couldn't really tell which way I should go. Long story short, I picked the wrong one, and going in reverse on the hill, I hit the break. Wheeeeee! The only thing that got me not fired that same day was my employers were too concerned about a lawsuit. They were nice enough to imply that I should not look for employment there again.

Seconds 1-30: Wow, pen twirling. . .
Seconds 30-40: I see, it got stuck. That's mildly amusing.
Seconds 40-43: No. He's not that . . .
Second 44: Maybe he actually-
Second 45: LOLs uncontollably.

Hey antimatter: you know what scares the shit out of me. More people get their news from Pundits on both sides of the political spectrum, than anywhere else. It's a sad day when we rely on news from comedians.

My mom's a MILF? Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.
The wonder of not having a daughter.

Reminds me of little miss sunshine. Except its more disturbing than creepily hilarious.

Just three more . . .

P.S. I also place the blame on anyone who takes time from their day to WATCH, Hannity and Colmes, The View, Opera, O'Rielly, Crossfire, Larry King, and all the other pundits. Also being in the newspaper buisiness I can easily tell you the biggest problem with the media. News is becoming a niche market. The video puts all the blame in the wrong place. The villan here is the viewer. If one out of every four people stopped watching the infotainment industry it would die.

And who do I place the blame on? YOU, Bill O' Reilly, who can create singlehandedly an army of psuedo-informed. (in a survey, those who stated talkshows and pundits were their main source of news believed themselves to be more informed than their peers but were among the least informed.) /