"No I am! And you know nothing of my work!"

I don't blame that guy at all. High School, after 3 years w/o a girlfriend, (a fact only included to help you understand how fuckin' annoying this is to me) there's this girl I had met, we shared common interests (The NY Times, Mock Trial, and we had a class together. Shut up. High School.) So after getting her number, and asking her out to ethopian (Another shared interest) we're having a great time and I'm all "woah I'm chatting up a girl BUT SUCCESSFULLY!" So we're doing pretty well, and I've paid for the entire check, she mentions that she's not living w/ her parents anymore. I say, "Oh, so where are you living?"
And she responds, "In New York. With a few gay guys and my boyfriend."
The worst part was, she kept on hinting that she was going to break up w/ the guy, cause he was doing study abroad. Even when he did, and she didn't I still pined after the girl for MONTHS!
Fuckin' High School

I tried to laugh off the awkward. It just made me feel empty inside.

Because that's a great way to torture someone. . .
"What am I doing here?"
"Sir, I have attached a plug to your heart!"
"Heart Plug! Wait what?"
"I pull it out and I tear a hole in your heart."
"And is it painful?"
"Oh, no heaven forbid! You just stay quiet while you peacefully bleed out."
"Ah . . . Why not just shoot me?"

Snuggly. (Is it alright if I call you Snuggly?) I could make all sorts of arguments about "begging the question" or making some assumptions. But I have no need to call you on your logical fallacies. You see, Snuggles, I have an ace up my sleeve.
I
INVOKE
GODWINS LAAAAAW!!!!!!!

Indigo prophecy syndrome. Yeah, Aztecs just came out of nowhere, and the big reveal was "hey look, we're the illuminati." When your supposed magical ally turned out not to be a creepy old woman but instead just turned out to be artificial intelligence incarnate I said "I'll play to the end but JESUS CHRIST!" And nothing did ever quite match up to the fight on the rooftop.

*Mindrot

Oh and shiiteloads of *irony.

The "dating of fossils." - While I found the fact that they ignored the Carbon-14 dating to be deeply entertaining, I stopped and said, "Did that guy just ridicule circular reasoning? I can't recall Christians ever using circular reasoning . . ."

Creationists at Bob Jones University have found the "Evolution Gene," the set of amino acids which lead to erroneous belief in evolution, as opposed to the creation of the earth and everything in it, by The Lord Jesus Christ, Our Savior.
Evolutionists defend evolution as a lifestyle choice, not a product of science.

"Time Lord technology. It's bigger on the inside."

"I haven't seen this one in quite some time, but looking at this now, man it owes a lot in visual style to Ridley Scott doesn't it?"

No! If Ridley Scott directed this, there would be no speech, you wouldn't hear the planet explode and it would have taken 20 minutes for the shockwave to hit the ship (and you would have to watch the entire thing.)

You know who else did planned demolitions?
Hitle- Ah *%($# Godwins Law.

"Make sure he's dead."
"Just like your MOM LAST NIGHT! Ohhhhhh, SON GOT RIPPED!"

Keep an eye out for better video quality.

Sorry gorgon. Family guy got there first. Though they never had the genius for Speed 4: The Ring. Keanu: "If we don't move at a rate faster than the rotational speed of the earth, we will die in slightly more than a week!"