Particularly scary was the fact that the mattress played a soap opera audio snippet as it narrowly missed the driver.

Matt Varilek: freakin' niggaz every way like M.J., and can't believe today was a good day.

Stunning. Best LEGO contraption I've seen. And I hope someone makes me eat those words.

The cop had a dog on a stick. A dog on a stick isn't dangerous because it's controllable. A cop shouldn't kill anything that isn't dangerous. The cop shouldn't have killed the dog.

Did you see the stream of blood coming out of that camel while it was walking away? Camel's dead.

I don't trust that cat for one minute.

well done.

"Hey kids! Wanna make your neighbor fantasize about your slow dismemberment? Or how about be the target of of an armed neighborhood alliance? Well then, put a loudnoisemachine on your tricycle and go for a ride!"

It depends on what you prefer: raunchy talk from a chicken, or bad "jokes" from a robot. I'll go with chicks.

they missed the one where the girl questions the presence of a bucket, a funnel, and a quart of ipecac on the nightstand.

wonderfully terrible.

no one ever wants to be seen upvoting my videos. But I'm not ashamed. Oh no.

this has gone unsifted way too long. great post!

my favorite post yet

good to see some in congress aren't bending over all the time.