Neither is nine times faster than the other. One is nine minutes faster.

Faux Danny Elfman score ftw.

American problems.

House-sitter prank.

Stunning.

Strangely, I trust he'll use those guns responsibly.

The title is BEGGING to be "The Wichita Pick-off."

Dat toe.

Am I the only one who finds it strange that people enjoy pretending to kill their pets?

That bike's just stoopid.

I'd like to be his dentist.

Nice, but the video doesn't address the best part: the effect of observation.

I'm pretty sure that was sign language for "I want to eat your face and genitals when I grow up."

Canaan's stupid.

WOW!! The Beatles finally managed to make something absolutely terrible!