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Smoking Lettuce...A Moment of Zen on the Daily Show

djhenyo says...

The main cause of all cancers caused by smoke, whether it be tobacco or opium, is not some secret chemical contained only in mass in a single species (like nicotine for tobacco, morphine for opium, and thc for MJ) but rather it is the main body of smoke. This may come from ANY species in the plantea kingodom.

The burning of any kind of cellulose (the material that makes up the cell wall of almost every cell in every plant ever) creates a tremendous amount of tar and other carcinogeons which will inhabit the smoke of ANY plant you ever try to roll up (like maple leaf or lawn grass). Everything said by the expert is totally accurate and everything said by MSNBullshitBC as fake as the last girl I fucked. Peace

Freakazoid - Ricardo Montalban Slips Into An Older Role

djhenyo says...

uhhhh, no idea what you are leaning at. I guess it was something gay, perhaps. Because of the nature of your indescrimanatoreusnousnes, I must say I cannot fathom the point of this. You are probably gay. If so, find my number. Peace.

Cocoon - Vultures

djhenyo says...

To the artists: I don't care how many relationships you two have had since this started up until now; there is one thing all of your current or recent partners need to know, that you two have FUCKED LIKE CRAZY AT LEAST A FEW TIMES. Good luck on covering that up. In the case that you tw are husband and wife, well good luck to you, success is then deserved.

Vintage footage of trick biking, filmed by Edison

Hannity Holds Former Miss California's Hand After Shes Fired

"Tough guy" gets brutally KO'd with one punch

djhenyo says...

I hate fighting on pavement, and any form of fighting that is not well premeditated (fyi I like MMA or proper war like WW2). The thing that is great about this is that the green bitch obviously wanted to jump the leather guy with is red klad friends, but the bitch got taken before his lure could work. Great zen from the leather, as usual.

And +1 for the guy carrying the open red wine bottle at the end. That is hawt!

Comfort Wipe - a Modern Solution

djhenyo says...

I swear I just called the number! This thing is no bullshit. In the opening message they even tell you that they send it in a plain brown box through the mail to "preserve your dignity". LMFAO. This is one of the best phone calls I have ever made! I did not order it, but it was tempting, as was the extra grip handle which you can get free with an additional 7.99 S+H (aka $1 S+H and $7 for a piece of chinese plastic).

Carrie Prejean (former Ms CA) is finding people hate her now

djhenyo says...

What's her future? Everybody on this planet who has seen her videos knows the answer: two trailer parks down, third one on the leftie left, when ya'll hear the babies cryin' and that's where she live. What a dumb, self absorbed, lying whore. Too bad she missed something as a child and too bad shge got those nice looking genes.

God, please, will you just make at least one good looking woman who is not a total fuck up and let me get with here and know it? Heaven might not be a dream.

Kathie Lee insults MC Hammer in front of son (June 2009)

djhenyo says...

Both Kathy Lee and the other plastic lady next to her wish it was 1990 again because they could get good dick so much easier being 20 years younger. Plus they didn't have to spend a fortune on surgeons fees for any of it. God bless nature.

PS - By the looks of it Hammer is actually an amazing father who seems to be doing nothing special for the camera. He just looks like a very understanding and educating father. I never would have predicted that. Go Hammer!

Dad to Pay Child Support for... HOW MANY KIDS?

djhenyo says...

I heard about this dumbass on the radio and thought "You know, those idiotic mexicans can have tons of kids, and white trailer trash can crank em out for sure, but I bet this one is straight black." As a white person you should know damn well, when you get a bad feeling about a person being black in any way, shape, or form, follow it! Trust me, they always do the same for you.

New Age Girl - Deadeye Dick (Dumb & Dumber)

Man Bear Pig in L4D2

djhenyo says...

So far they have anounced these new additions to the game: 3 or 4 new melee-only weapons, fire proof zombies, 1 new special infected aka the charger (charges survivors and stuns them), 1 new type of witch that walks around instead of sitting still, and one more black character than before (thank fuck its a black girl), and the same exact small number of levels except played during the daytime. \\

This "game" sounds pathetic. If it was an expansion it would be amazing. You could choose from 8 survivors, and see how the small number of new creatures would play out in the old levels. Basically, as an expansion, possibly best thing of it's kind ever, and as a game possibly pure crap. Let's watch them try their damndest not to fuck it up. Not that I won't buy it for sure anyways. Damn you Valve, you oh so perfect entity, you.

The Brave Little Toaster - It's a B-Movie

djhenyo says...

This was my favorite cartoon movie when I was a small child. It pretty much nails everything perfectly. The actual drawings get a bit off from their models. The artists focused on getting the best shots out of their subjects instead of trying to make them look perfect in every frame like Disney.

Rap vs Country

Malcolm Gladwell--Why Koreans Don't Make the Best Pilots

djhenyo says...

I told you to change the title. No upvote until it is so. Also just have to add that I hate the way this guest looks. Can't tell if he is white or black or indian or anything. Way to have an identity ya gay bitch.



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