What a great story. Reverend Watts sounds like a unique man.

I believe this is le dupe.

http://www.videosift.com/video/How-to-convert-from-Hindu-to-Christianity

"I'm a firm believer in justice. I just think that it's impossible."

I love it.

This is brilliant comedy. I'm impressed.

Pitbulls are dogs, not tigers. A scary name doesn't make a dog any more dangerous. I call my dogs dragons sometimes, but to my knowledge, they have neither breathed fire, nor eaten any virgins.

Breed specific legislation is fucking asinine. It is completely about the owner.

Insurance is a different story. A bigger dog can do more damage, just like a faster/heavier car. Any car is unsafe in the hands of a bad driver.

Mormons believe that the body is a temple, which is why they're not allowed to drink alcohol, consume caffeine, "hot drinks", tobacco, etc. (although junk food, and pretty much any legal drug is ok).

Why then, I wonder, is it such a horrible thing to see it? They've got no problem erecting those huge god-awful temples all over the place, so their membership can go there to get married (for $$$$$) and buy their way into heaven.

Can't someone put a sweatshirt on those fucking things? Their massively engorged steeples cause impure stirrings in my loins.

Ouch. Why do I watch videos that I know will hurt me? Perhaps it's the same reason I am drawn to reading the irrelevant rants in the comments.

"Poutrage" indeed!

Watching that dribbling one gave me huge lulz. I'm still chuckling.

It's funny how "conservative" and "conservationist" are all but antonyms. I support weaponized sea turtles, but otters can't be trusted...pinko bastards.

She's still fuckin' dope as hell....and speaking dope, +1 for use of the term "chronic".

Bass is mixed way too low, but this is genius.

This reminds me of what Pops said in the movie Friday:

"Oh, no, son. That's not the way it is. You kids have been nothin' but punks. Sissified. So quick to pick up a gun. Too scared to take an ass-whipping. [Raises his fists] This is what makes you a man. When I was growing up, this was all the protection we needed. You win some, you lose some. But you live, you live to fight another day! Now you think you're a man with a gun in your hands, don't you?"

Word. Guns are for pussies.

This man's lambchop supremacy is unchallenged.

upvote for mushroom risotto

Hardcore and Beautiful. I'm in.