So she's running to lead the "non-genius's" in Washington? Makes sense to me, she's certainly qualified.

Now I'm hungry for all kinds of things.

In most cases, I'd think a live racoon would not only be more nutritional, but also tastier than a fast food burger.

Sooo...dropping something made of glass can break it?

That will either appear at the next Olympics or the next Ok Go video.

I bet that's 54 seconds he'd like back.

I guess once you have already tried to drive your car up the hill and failed, then you have the justification to call everyone after you an idiot for doing it.

>> ^mxxcon:
should they even try to refuel w/ such sparks?! explosion...?


There's no risk. There's no fuel present until the aircraft are connected. Don't let the complete fiction of the horrid "Air Force One" movie fool you....

I want to see the other guy's video.

"...but they don't pick on guys who clearly have no interest in terrorizing their country"???

"Sir, do you wish to terrorize this country?"
-"No."
"Well then, drive on, America welcomes you."


The driver's a douche. You want in the country, you do what the man says and you answer his questions. That's border crossing 101.

Those are fake?? How can you tell, she's wearing a sweater?

"crimes happened too disturbing to describe"

...but we'll give it our best shot!

Of COURSE it was better than Transformers...there was no dialog.

Sorry lady...it takes more than urine and a nozzle to be able to write your name in the snow. Unless your name is spelled with a blotch.

nsfw, unless your boss likes looking over your shoulder and seeing boobage.