I always considered the continued popularity of the mouse to be proof of a meaningless, purposeless universe. Or at least the irrefutable stupidity of mankind. But now it is all become clear: the mouse was merely a transitionary species, and can finally take its place alongside cro-magnon man. The universe makes sense again!

Net Neutrality has already cost the consumer money, in the form of federal subsidies to pay for the "pipes." Net Neutrality can *only* be justified when said "pipes" are communaly owned to some extent or another. And communaly owned means government owned. And government owned means communism. And communism is bad.

On second thought, I'm hungry so I'm gonna go partake of some "Food Neutrality" at Wal-Mart. Stoopid commies.

I love the stuff about hoarded gold, unbacked currency, and inflation. I guess FDR must have watched this and mistook it for an instructional video.