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"How can I be Happy?" Narrated by: Stephen Fry
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Enemy
I loved Prisoners and Incendies and I really love Jake G, so this is a win for me. Can't wait!
Greg Davies - Irrational Childhood Nicknames
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How To Foil A Waddle Of Penguins
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Daniel Sloss Wishes He Were Gay, In Fact Maybe He Is...
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Missing Andy - Dave
I'm dirty Suzanna
I've got problems with grammar
So boy where's your manners
Come buy me a slammer
She said how you doing
Welcome to Canning Town
I ain't got much money
And I talk real funny
Now let me in the back of your van
Now then I've had a couple of drinks
But you look a bit of alright
and I put your bands sticker on me Primark knickers
and I think that might have broken the ice
And she told me her brother was a thief
A dead cockney for knocking out coppers teeth
Her mum stayed home washing all the pots and pans
And when her old man came home he knocked her round
And she told me her mother was on meph
Her daddy used to run with the ICF
I like getting out now then to catch a breath and meet a bloke or two
And that's when she said
I'm dirty Suzanna
I've got problems with grammar
Some say it's my stammer
But it's not not my fault
So boy where's your manners
Come buy me a slammer
And you'll get laid
And I will call you Dave
Yeah I will call you Dave
Even though your name is Steve
She said that her last fella
He was a proper upmarket guy
Said he took her to the races
And all the nice places like Nandos and TGI
She reached for her sambuca
As I notice her tattoo
It was a love heart with Steve
It was written down her sleeve
Yeah my last bloke was called Dave too
She told me she struggled with her speech
And ducked a lot of school to go hang out on the street
She tried so hard even *spoke of therapy*
No matter what she tried said it never worked for me
She told me she never had no friends
I've made a few acquaintances by opening her legs
I think it were me we could probably go the length and have a sprog or two
And that's when she said
I'm dirty Suzanna
I've got problems with grammar
Some say it's my stammer
But it's not not my fault
So boy where's your manners
Come buy me a slammer
And you'll get laid
And I will call you Dave
Yeah I will call you Dave
Even though your name is Steve
She said lets go out
Lets go out to the cinema
There's a Vue in Beckton or Dagenham
And it really ain't that far
You can bring the big van
I'll bring the condoms and we can
Fuck all through the night
That's why they call me dirty Suzanne
And if I should have a baby
We'll get a council flat
Or maybe get a council house
Nah, you need three kids for that
You can take me shopping to Lakeside if we're flash
And we'll have all we need
Child Benefits and that
I'm dirty Suzanna
I've got problems with grammar
Some say it's my stammer
But it's not not my fault
I'm dirty Suzanna
I've got problems with grammar
Some say it's my stammer
But it's not not my fault
So boy where's your manners
Come buy me a slammer
And you'll get laid
And I will call you Dave I'm dirty Suzanna
I've got problems with grammar
Nancy Grace Interviews Nancy Grace on Effects of Cannabis
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Gay Hugs - An Experiment With Homophobes
No way!
Yeah... sorry. Hugs aren't gay or straight. They are hugs.
Gay Hugs - An Experiment With Homophobes
Gay hug?!?
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Gay Hugs - An Experiment With Homophobes
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Car Hits Cyclist and Leaves a Mattress to Cushion the Fall
Happened in Brazil. Sure was a close shave
The Brain - A Thing That Squeezes Out 70,000 Thoughts A Day
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Paul Ekman - Evolution and the Inescapability of Emotions
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Top Ten Dead People Rumoured To Be Alive
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oritteropo (Member Profile)
Yeah, it's a no-brainer, I love him Thanks so much, I really enjoyed it.
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