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The Worst Craft Idea Ever
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Hey Pat! Lesbians have vaginas! So you support gay marriage?
This is the guy Kristen Stewart cheated on???
I think I can understand why...
David Rakoff: Why I Write (And Why It Only Gets Harder)
That's my biggest problem when writing. I have to read my own crap, and it really hurts. Maybe I should just start writing blindly.
Orphaned Spotted Lamb Adopted by Dalmatian Dog
Dalmeep
James Bond would never drive this Aston Martin Vantage
>> ^EvilDeathBee:
Here's the review: Moan moan moan moan moan. Wah wah wah wah wah. Good engine. Moan moan moan moan moan. Whine whine whine whine whine.
at $140,000 I would moan too
The Olympic Ticket Scalper with Patrick Stewart and Friends
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Incredible! Plane crash video from inside cockpit
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Grenade Throwing Fail
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Launchpad is AWESOME
>> ^harlequinn:
>> ^raverman:
"It's like playing a musical instrument, except if you get the chords wrong the crowd will think less of your skills as a musician.">> ^PancakeMaster:
It's like a musical game of memory, except if you forget a block live a few hundred youngsters will boo you.
There are no chords to get wrong. The chord is programmed into one button.
This is an 8 x 8 grid of binary switches. Pressing a button activates a sample.
Compare to a piano with 88 keys, each key has variable volume depending on how hard you press it. Plus three pedals (soft, sustain, and sostenuto). You actually have to play the melody and accompanying chords.
I wouldn't call him a musician. Just like I don't call DJs musicians.
If he had made this soundtrack without using the launchpad, using DAW software and various plugins and samples, that somehow is more "musician"y than using a 64 key launchpad with samples that he probably prepared himself, even though the end result is the same? Maybe composers aren't musicians? Or are you saying this isn't music?
And, you must not think a person playing a small organ is a musician, since it has fewer keys than a piano, and each key is a binary switch that turns on and off the sound of the pipe.
So You Wanted To Know What Is Inside of A Giant Cyst?
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Camaro catches fire and burns inside transport trailer
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Conan O'Brien Reviews "Skyrim"
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KFC Loves Gays
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Kim Clijsters scores an incredibly lucky shot in tennis
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Comedy Gymnast
Since it's the Olympics and all, *quality