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SD 1045 Inside Hurricane Sam 1414UTC Sept 30 2021
Does this come with a barf bag?
Choo Choo Charles Trailer
Thomas, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Facebook Whistleblower Frances Haugen: The 60 Minutes Interv
It was a BGP deletion and the locks to the DC were LDAP based, so no one could get in to fix the routers.
This was 100% sabotage.
Honest Trailers | Dune
This looks fucking awful, but not half as bad as the writing.
Johnny Cash on David Letterman
The American Recording are amazing. I've never been really in to Cash, but I'm in awe of the power of those last albums.
Favorite songs:
Mercy Seat,
Solitary Man,
Hurt,
Hung My Heart,
Personal Jesus,
Don't Take Your Guns to Town,
Were You There
How to cheat solving a Rubik’s cube
Were you ever able to solve the pyramid one?
As a kid I learned how to solve it.
Now my kids have 1 and no one knows how.
I can get the top 2 rows but thats all.
Drone video shows black lava swallowing pool, homes
"For Sale: house with inbuilt heating and a hot tub. Cheap. Must sell fast."
(PS5) RIDE 4 | Ultra High Realistic Graphics
I'd rather see this fist-fight this guy got into with a scalper to secure a PS5. I'm ready to throw down just to get a RTX 3080.
Religion, in a nutshell
"This building is ancient, dating back to the 4th century BC".
Greece and Egypt called: "nice try, assholes!"
The public toll road with no speed limit
I'm totally serious: I saw an ad truck with a giant billboard for Brazzer's driving around the damned thing once.
Family Guy COVID-19 Vaccine Awareness PSA
I don't know whether to by amused or terrified, so instead, I think I'll just giggle and shit my pants.
When delivering pizza to someone at a circus in Moscow
Serious as fuck -- if I were delivering a pizza and a goddamn monkey opened the door and gave me a tenner for it, I'd stop taking acid for the next 10 days.
When you are finally comfortable in a relationship
Mate, if those two got any closer together, that LIGO would be detecting the birth of a new black hole somewhere in the Sol system.
I used to love Church: a dinner of Taco Bell burritos, a wooden pew, and the word of Christ. Clench, lean 15 degrees to the left, relax your sphincter and PUSH! The silence that is golden will last about 10 seconds before the retching and piling out the doors brings an end to today's sermon. That's when you snatch the collection plate and bolt out the back door.
I lost a major source of income when I became an atheist.
Did you know Taco Bell delivers? At least in Seattle they do. I have to wonder what life choices lead to the terminus of hauling two dollar food between source and the customer 25 miles away. Yeah, that $5 tip will more than pay for gas, upkeep, insurance and oil changes on that riced-out K car you've been driving since The Pet Shop Boys were still popular.
Also, "...blahblah whining and such..." -- look, if I want unfair criticism of a job well-done, I'll ask my clients to pay up. That's primo Gonzo humor you're tut-tutting and you paid exactly nothing to enjoy it. Y'know who else was a cheap ingrate? HITLER! Why ya gotta by like Hitler, Moonsammy -- IF THAT IS YOUR REAL NAME. I have my doubts on this topic, by the way.
Hey, what's Bob up to? I always enjoy a cheap laugh at the expense of the less fortunate.
(seriously dude -- I can hold 1:1 with a Clydesdale for an hour and have enough left in the tank to draw a standing ovation at Centurylink Field.)
I don't know why you felt the fart would be the prominent feature of the video. To me, the title only promised the sort of interaction which might feel mortifying in the early passions of young love, but seen within the context of a mature, stable relationship. It may not play well in Hollywood, or apparently Videosift (AHEM SIR), but it's the kind of deep, strong relationship to which we should all aspire.
(having said that, I too have tooted)
Gavin Newsom Wins Recall Election In Landslide
Dude, are you even trying anymore?
President Trump's son is banging Newsom's ex-wife, lol. Guess she likes bigly and yuge over little liberals, ROFL!
When you are finally comfortable in a relationship
I WANT MY MONEY BACK!
If there's going to be a fart in a video, I want a pavement-cracking ripper louder than a ship's horn. I want a blast radius. I want weeping men and shrieking women. I want people 200 miles downwind to think Bhopal fucked Chernobyl and the offspring came blasting out of that woman's ass like The Four Horsemen riding out of Hell. I want sermons written about it. I want it commemorated in legends as epic as a Viking saga and as long-lived as The Canterbury Tales. I want it spoke of only in whispers. I want the Alpha Centuri LIGO to peg so hard that the aliens look at it and mutter, "Ohhhhhh, fuck..."
This was none of those.
This wasn't a full-on fart, it was an asterisks on a turd. This was a "tee-hee" fart, not a "OH JESUS FUCK -- EVACUATE THE WEST COAST AND CALL THE ARMY!" butt-blast. I'd be ashamed to call this one of my own; I'd wrap it in a blanket and dump it in front of the SPD station down the street so our Boys in Blue could take one look at it, sadly shake their heads, and forswear their sacred duty by tossing it in a dumpster.
Mordhaus, you promised me a fart video and you gave me two monochromatic outcomes of butter and corn syrup consumption babbling on; waddling parentheses around a feeble "pbt".
SIR, I DEMAND BETTER OF MY FART VIDEOS AND I -WILL- SEE YOU IN COURT!!
(I farted)