Except it's not really the opening scene. First we get the sepia tone flag, then old guy at the cemetery with the the big boobed girls.

That is such bullshit. If the gunman's finger had been on the trigger, the gun would have gone off in his face. Or shot the person standing next to him.

That was absolutely outstanding! Well done, Grimm.

Who still uses spray deodorant?

Oh, yeah. Guys who are so stupid they will do something incredibly stupid and post it on line to show the world how stupid they are.

"Hey! Look at me! I'm an idiot! Isn't it awesome how big an idiot I am! I am the most awesome idiot! I rool!"

If James Remar and Michael Ironsides got in a fight, could the world survive?

Stand on the corner with your lunch box, Mitt, because I'm about to take you to school!

This clip shows what a horrible interviewer Leno is. The audience was dead.

Not only didn't they laugh, they didn't even boo. They were dead.

Letterman or Ferguson could have played those comments into big laughs.

Why did the Sith Lord cross the road?

To get to the Dark Side.

I don't think you could sum up their campaign any better. Pretend to care. Fake doing something helpful. Look like you couldn't wait to get away from these poor people fast enough.

Scrubbing a clean pot in a spotless apron.

I have seen crazy good sleight of hand done live in front of my eyes right across the table. I've seen things that made my jaw drop. And I know how it is done!

This can't be real. His hands are bare and out in front of him the whole time. He never goes to the well.

The flower bit? Can't happen.

Either that, or "Burn him! Burn him!"

I laughed. I cried. That may be the best film Kevin Smith ever made.

Best horror movie I've seen in years. Tuck me in, Mommy!

WTF? I thought this Hamm guy was from Kentucky. Was he run out of Australia on a rail?

I love how that little guy can go flying and flipping four times the length of his body, crash and burn, then jump up like nothing happened.

It's like if you tossed a human 25 feet off a ten foot platform and he didn't bat an eye.

Boss dog!

Wow! What kind of car is that? It knocked that truck right the f*ck out! I want one!