We can't get a single normal speed view?

There, I fixed it.

So goes all specialist endeavors when society decides for better or worse that an area of expertise is no longer needed.

I'd rather be prepared for it and adapt quickly, than be featured in a documentary decrying the injustice of it all.

SO glad I left that country. Good is called evil and evil, good.

BUUURN HER!!!

They could at least say, "Darn."

It's not the next great thrill ride, it's the last great thrill ride!

That didn't look like paint. What was that?

Drugs are bad little girl, m'kay?

Great, just what the world needs, one more adrenaline junkie.

...and yeah, I'm totally jealous of a little girl.

Google translate:

"Cut the pansy crap dad, do a flat spin!"

Hold up. Regular brownies have no nuritional value whatsoever. They are, in fact, poison if they contain refined sugar. Sure, they are fun to eat, but they will rot your teeth, give you diabetes and eventually cancer if you get hooked. This is all WITHOUT THE POT.

Shoot, the addition of pot will probably HELP on a nutritional level.

It's official. The entire world is insane.

I'm dying to know what kind of "medical care" is given to a child who's ingested pot. Really. The hell are you going to do, other than tell them to lay down, drink something, eat something, go to sleep? What, pump them full of other drugs?!?

Holy crap. People report "marijuana exposure" to POISON CONTROL!? Wow. Just wow.

"Pot edibles should be kept away from kids."

Well... it depends on what you mean by pot edibles. I plan on feeding my children all parts of the hemp plant in moderation (including the buds), though our hemp plants won't be selectively bred for high THC content.

The hemp plant isn't a drug. It can become a drug through refinement. But so can absolutely every other plant on the planet. I see no reason to single out the hemp plant.

I just realized, I'm so far removed from the drug culture that I honestly don't know what "pot edibles" means in this context. ... Seriously, is he referring to brownies or something?