No, this won't do.

*promote

Yeah, I don't get it either. I was curious enough to look it up to see what I was missing, and I guess there was a meme that never quite took off where people edited that shot from Alien into various movies. I could only find three or four, and none of them had many views. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

*promote

The scroll at the bottom says something about President Bush, so it's just a few years old...

*promote

*beg

That's cool, but I think that's one of those "just because you could doesn't mean you should" deals. A big reason why battered and fried things are so tasty is the contrast between the crispy exterior and the tender/soft interior. Crispy and chewy isn't quite as appealing of a contrast.

*promote

Maybe I watch too many movies, but I was sure his car was going to be swept away as soon as he stepped out of it.

Thanks!