*places hand on chest*
For Paul!

They will pry my CZ from my cold, dead, hand.

...apparently fairly soon now.

Bad dog!

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Holy crap, that was damn near 13 years ago...

*promote

Reminds me of Sunday mornings at my friend Paul's house back in high school. Only it was his mom with the broom handle. Same attitude from us kids.

True story.

I've always found it funny that vegans never figured out that attacking people for their behaviour and/or beliefs will usually cause the victim to become more adamant. Like, I can almost agree with them, but being onside with arrogant, narcissistic blowhards makes me physically nauseous.

"Son of Stimpy", the hobos hunting for the fart with their lighters in the air like enraged villagers searching for Frankenstein's Monster.

Bovine equivalent of making milk bubbles...

He's on paid administrative leave because that's what the union contract stipulates. The reason being he shouldn't be penalised because he's waiting for the outcome of the investigation.

He's been removed from the situation.

The process is to protect the unjustly accused, not benefit the guilty.

Strangest Things?

When did Lego become a design practice?

Dealership: THESE PRICES ARE INSANE!! GET DOWN HERE BEFORE THEY'RE ALL GONE!!!

Driver: A SALE????? Hold my beer.

The flu, partying night before...

I just think it's bizarre behaviour of all involved. As it's happened since birth, she's normalized it, but being programmed to think being recorded is just another weekly chore -like I had to collect and take out the trash- is an alien concept to me.

She has achieved her Warhol Quota though...

EDIT: Her brother Vince is being documented too:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWINGOpjwrs&feature=emb_rel_pause
16 years so far.

Mt. Everest: I killed 11 people this year.

Ibex: Hold my beer.