Probably raised by someone from a fawn and it wandered off.

Turns out the moose was from Canada and it was only asking for directions.

I think he's not actually jumping for the target, he's just snatching it as he goes by on his way past the pool entirely.

What is a Trompe?

When Donny tweets something truthful.

A wise man once said, "locks only keep honest people out"

Anyone else waiting for the Dark Souls meme ending?

Unfortunately, he's only completely wrong about the first part of his post. Less Santa, more the boogie-man gets replaced by that weird old guy down the block that didn't report he was moving into the neighborhood like the sex predator laws demand.

So yeah, I'm one of those people who get stuck on the shit stains that gave her the neuroses.

The people in the video give me the feels, but her previous owners put me in a dark place.

I don't know, this lego is pretty cool. It can come to steal yer guns!

I hate to say this, but Trump is responsible for Flight 752. It would have never happened without his bullshit attack.

Someone with a clue or an active brain cell would have known trigger fingers would be made itchy. That's why civilized governments declare wars. It allows the rest of the world to decide if they actually want to be in the area or not.

All rhetoric aside, Trump is officially a thug.

You better have thanked him. Just saying.

Saskatchewan, so flat you can watch your dog run away for three days.

Thank god he made it before it got too far to jump. Imagine if the poor bird had to swim for it?

Bob knight "douchebag" description in 5, 4, 3...

To paraphrase Sting: I hope the Russians hate the Iranians too.