This is retarded. They obviously edited the video for time. They aren't going to show the whole clip without editing. It was not "taken out of context", it's apparent to anyone that it's a joke. Also, see http://videosift.com/story.php?id=6372 for an example of the same exact edit done by the Colbert Report itself.

And take the microphone out of your freaking mouth. You don't need hold it up against your lips for it to pick up sound. Or should I say "*PH*or it to *PH*ick u*PH* *PH*ound".

Why do these videos never show the aftermath?

"I think the Christian guy left the floater."

OOOOOOHHHH... BURN!

"My parents give good head"
When is anyone ever going to use that? Never mind, I don't want to know.

I never knew Megatron was part of a different toy line. It all makes sense now. I want these!

Dag, that is one of the dumbest things I've ever read. You can't possibly be serious. It's not like everyone likes ketchup or spiral pasta anyway. If your theory was anywhere near true people would be drawn to such things without knowing why. People who like ketchup can tell you why, and it's not because it's red. They like how it tastes. They like spiral pasta because of the taste and texture.

That wouldn't make news, now would it? Still, how would you warn them?

The funny thing is that if the news crew wasn't there, the accident probably wouldn't have happened. Not that I blame them, I blame the dumbass who thinks a stop sign means you stop for 2 seconds then drive without looking.

But yeah, I hope they fixed that intersection after that.

This guy puts the movie "Cocktail" to shame.

The state SHOULD stay out of the lives of the individual... marriage should not be governed by the state at all. If marriage was not a legal affair there would be no argument about this at all. Marriage should not be a government institution.

This was in Colorado. I saw it on the news either the day it happened or the next day. And yes, the segment was longer.

Hopefully no one will have to use all those phrases in one day.

That guy is a master.

"so wierd that they feel comfortable forcing random young people to compare religion and science. the poor girl at 20min in gets it the worst, being forced to choose between the two, as if faith is a logical replacement for science."

It's a very simple fact that you cannot believe that Adam evolved if you believe in the words of Genesis. The girl herself admits that she doesn't believe that Adam evolved from "slime", yet also says she believes in evolution. There was no Adam if there was evolution, so there is a contradiction there. You cannot believe in both origins. They were doing her a favor in trying to get her to think just a little bit.

"...standing for just this sort of embarrassingly silly crap."

You obviously believe in evolution. Note that the term is "believe". You don't say people "believe" in the sky or "believe" in water, they just exist and it's a fact. You have to "believe" in evolution, because evolution is not fact, nor is it science (real, hard science that follows the scientific mthod). It is theoretical science. Believing in theoretical science as fact is like believing that math can shape reality (math is able to prove things true in theory that are false in practice). Can you even provide one piece of solid evidence that disproves creation? Hint... simply calling it "silly" is not how you disprove it. You cannot provide a piece of evidence that disproves creation or proves evolution (or vice versa). Note that by saying evolution, I mean the addition of new information in an organism, something that has never been viewed in nature. I do not mean natural selection does not exist, as it does not require new information. Many (most?) disciples of evolution do not even know the distinction. For instance, if a fish gets trapped in a dark cave, eventually its offspring will lose their sight. The ignorant will say that this is evolution, when it is adaptation. Adaptation is a loss of information, or at best a change using information already present, and not an addition, which evolution requires. This is scientific fact.

Note how the people interviewed in this video didn't even know why they believed what they did. They couldn't provide a single example of evidence for their belief. And yet you feel sorry for them because the big, bad creationist picked on them? What a joke. Gee, it really sucks when people are forced to think for themselves instead of being told what to think by their religious leaders (i.e., theoretical scientists, professors, teachers, etc.).