It hurts so good...

"Excellent" song choice.

Pickleking, you are extremely ignorant of world history as well as current events.

Even blacks joke about having an aversion to water. Obviously his delivery was off but it's still basically true (in America at least).

I know they did it on accident, but I'd like to think they kept it that way on purpose.

Hahahaha. The best part is where "Elohim" comes a'knockin'.

Do Mormons really study their genealogy by searching graveyards at night?

I'm sick of people misunderestimating Bush's intellimagence.

There's another scream that's used all the time in movies, video games, commercials, etc. It sounds kind of like "yyyyeeeAAAAGGHHHH" and it's often used when showing someone falling or jumping off of something very high. Don't know what the origin of it is.

Someone was bored at work.

After a show like that, he should have earned his freedom!

And if someone was saying that Pat Robertson was a latent homosexual you'd all be shaking your head in agreement (or at least laughing about it). It's not the fact that she's saying that, it's the fact that she's saying it about Clinton that really gets your panties in a bunch. Do I agree with what she's saying? Eh, Clinton could be bisexual, it wouldn't surprise me a bit. But he's obviously not homosexual in the strictest sense of the term.

She's like a real life superhero!

Hahaha, that was great. It's worth watching the whole thing just to see the end, though it really was funny over all.

"I have seen the future, and it computes". Classic.

Oh, look! The Colbert Report edited this in the exact same way Fox News did... FOR TIME.