I wish I was a conspiracy theorists so I could rant about this using some cool intertwined logical fallacies and complicated back-masking.

I love the progressive wing of the Brits - especially the funny ones.

Another Sift gem. That said, I'd like some justice done on that last tiny prick bastard.

They're good. I'd love a world with more gingers.

I like Gervais, but the show sucks. Why don't they just show husbands and wives abusing each other, like Cops, without the cops? We're so selective in this country about the soiled underwear we're willing to bear to the world.

Obviously, either extremely hetero or closeted gay. I'm talking about clowns, people...

It's Spanish.

why?

unintelligible
man says "further ahead"
woman
"look look look Carlos
look look look oooh! oooh!
are you seeing it hit (the guard)
this is what happened to my son
this is what happened to my son
god of my life (jesus fucking christ)
do you see
please please please
sons of a bitch"

I don't get it. Is this about some new bullshit or the old shit?

Say what you will against your better judgment and in reverence of the auspicious beginnings of capital I insurance as a game of chance in 1488 on the lives and shipments of Portuguese sailors venturing to Africa to it's seemingly omnipresence in our current society, Grayson is awesome.

Mormon chicks are hot according to this video. Very educational.

Pure awesome.

Usually the "porn" you find here on sift is pretty funny. This was not funny, at all.

The mormon god works for an insurance company. He sells after life insurance. From what I understand, he's making a killing.