*douchebags/*assholes

I'm not quite sure we've seen the end of this yet. Remember that people were initially saying that Obama would never release the torture memos, and now the same are saying that he'll never prosecute. Obama has left an avenue with the "good faith" part of his statement, note that he never says that the Justice Department that made those orders was free from prosecution.

This depresses me. I think I'm going to walk off a mountain now.

Would be interesting, and even kind of fun, if you like Siftquisitions. Too complicated and slow to work, though, I think.

Poor Yahtzee. He sounds kind of ill.

Poor Daffy.

The song's not as catchy as "Put a Banana in Your Ear" but the video is still great.

This reminds me of one I wrote once. Invariably, you would eject from the plane you were flying and promptly die a painful death.

Saddled with an unfortunate Nickelodeon-reminiscent name, but this looks pretty interesting.

Everyday you're missed
When the Grater is gone, we know
The worth of graterbot

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Replace the mangled haiku with:

Everyday you're missed
When the S!F7 is gone, we know
The worth of S!F7b0t

Thanks a lot! That's a really nice piece of art, with two of my favorite things, submarines and gemstones.

In reply to this comment by NicoleBee:
Congratulations on your diamond! I hope you don't mind: http://i347.photobucket.com/albums/p469/nicolebeez/Fj-diamond250.jpg




Did you think we had forgotten you? We've been waiting here, beyond the rim..

Heh heh. I like this one better than all the others. Thanks for the *promote!

In reply to this comment by dystopianfuturetoday:
I've apri1 foo1ed you: http://www.videograter.com/video/Sorry-DFT-THIS-is-What-Sweeney-Todd-ALSO-Sounds-Like

I'll help you look for a more appropriate embed to fix this one up tomorrow.

Thanks for the promote!

In reply to this comment by dystopianfuturetoday:
*promote

Thanks all y'all! Now prepare to be hobbled if you cross me! Mwa ha ha.

The Republican "budget" is the greatest political fail ever since Richard Lawrence tried to kill Andrew Jackson.