I miss so many members it depresses me to think about it. It's rather sad how they just pass out of our Internet lives as if they were dead, although they're probably still out there somewhere, just not here. I suppose with some excellent detective work we could find them, but that's not very easy.

Overdue for a *doublepromote

I'm most excited about God of War 3, if nothing else, because you can rip off the sun god's head and use it as a flashlight.

Ugh, this meme was spreading on Michelle Malkin's site a while back. The truth is, we have no idea what this man's situation is. He might have just lost his home and had the cellphone before he went homeless. And cellphones are really important now; it's hard to get a job if there's no way to contact you.

I'm sure they could have thought of some better family activity than "Pit Stop: The Game."

Looks like I missed the festivities entirely, but congratulations!

Lyrics make no sense, but that's perfectly alright.

*long

Congrats, and thanks for all the site!

I'd rather have a Douchebags channel first, to be honest.

Make a corn hole, but call it Trench Run or something better than that. The beanbags the kids toss are actually proton torpedoes, and the holes to toss them into are thermal exhaust ports.

This idea isn't very good, but... C3PO Race. The kids have to walk like C3PO as fast as they can. Yeah, not very good.

That's what I can think of now, I'll post some more if they come to me.

It's rather poignant, this moment. The last time we'll ever service the single best scientific instrument ever built.

We can't really use all of it, specifically, it's inhumane to use white phosphorus grenades.

The *lies! Oh, FSM, the *lies. Make these people shrivel up and go away.

>> ^kronosposeidon:
^Comic Sans


I would cry if that were true.