I think it should be titled "Asshole Surfer And The Cat Who Wants Nothing To Do With Him".

Alright, I'm in the fucking Twilight Zone.

Yes, but more importantly, where do Beetlejuice and Eric the Midget stand on this topic?

Not to be confused with an acutal film or actual actors.

Believe it or not, that ukulele is actually 6 feet long.

I love breasts!!

Who knew Bob Dylan wrote such great songs?

Whenever I see a gentleman like Mr. Rollins I'm pretty sure I'm missing a few drops of testosterone. That reminds me, I'm almost out of moisturizer and hair product.

Requesting a clean up on aisle 4, that's a clean up on aisle 4. This is the hottest music video since anything by Meatloaf.

Being "pounded" by Ant could be much,much worse.

Whatever gives me the ability to hear inside of my ear canal I want to rip out with a pair of tweezers covered in fire ants when I hear this song.

What is it about women that can barely speak English and can handle a glue stick that makes me want to pull my pants down and dance in little circles?

The title is a little misleading. I called the wife in here for nothing.

That dog is hopped up on goofballs.

*whistle*, excessive celebration, child in blue pajamas, 15 yard penalty, still first down.