Obviously he shouldn't have had to, but maybe move the flower pot?

Does anyone know if Cingular covers Cell Phone Anointing?

It has the voice of an angel.

If homosexuals can't reproduce how come they haven't become extinct?

It'd probably be easier to find videos on her if you spelled her first name right.

- You want to know what happened then ?
- Will you shut your mouth ?
- He blew himself up.
- Stop it, Randy.
Our colonel, here, had a grenade
juggling act at Fort Bragg or wherever.
- Fort Benning.
- He was teaching hand-to-hand combat --
Randy, look at me when
you're talking to me, son.
I'm lookin', Frank.
His partner in the act was some captain.
- Major Vincent Squires.
- Yeah, whoever he was.
Before going on, they'd have themselves
a lo-cal breakfast:
a Screwdriver for Frank,
Bloody Mary for his partner.
No, Vincent drank
Sea Breezes.
Judge Advocate at Benning said Col.
Slade had four to his partner's one.
He's flying in class.
He gets all excited.
He starts pulling
the pins out.
One grenade
got away from him.
Boom.
The one that got away.
Oh, the pin was in...
Frank claims.
In or out, what
difference does it make ?
What kind of fucking lunatic
juggles grenades.
Vinnie came out okay.
And all Frank lost
was his eyesight.
- Wanna know the truth ?
- You got a handle on that,
do you, Randy ?
- He was an asshole before.
- Whoo-ah.
Now all he is
is a blind asshole.
-Whoo-ah.

It's all fun and games until someone loses a paw.

Ironically enough, my Father and I are starting to regret our Honda logo tattoos we got on our necks.

I've said it once and I'll say it again, sleepy kitty's are the answer to peace in the middle east.

If this little fella is still looking for a nipple I have a couple I'd like to volunteer.

I'm confused, who am I supposed to be upset with in this video clip? I'm leaning towards that unpatriotic, communist, coffee machine who refuses to wear an American flag lapel pin.

Can you use "herpes" in a sentence?

Flesh balloons are tender.

I give it about 9 months before the badger eats the head off the otter.

You can literally see the madness in their eyes.

P.S. I wonder if the 15 year old boy is looking forward to seeing Dark Knight this summer.