As bad as Jedward is at singing, they're even worse at observational humor. It's hard to take anyone seriously with goggles on their forehead.

I like when he points to the globe "so we're about here" and points to San Francisco. Only off by like 500 miles (about the length of your whole country).

DUPE
http://videosift.com/video/Funny-street-magic-trick

even though the embed appears dead, i believe this is a dupe
http://videosift.com/video/Thank-You-For-Smoking-How-To-Argue

My guess:

So when he spreads the cards out, it looks like "NINE OF DIAMONDS" is spread out among a large number of cards, but maybe he is only using a small number (about 1 card per letter).

If he were to have a letter for every combination of words he'd need like 81 cards, which he may have.

I mean that he has the following on one side in that deck:

ONE
TWO
THREE
...
OF
...
CLUBS
SPADES
...

And then in his shuffling/flipping he grabs the three words he needs. He could probably get the number of cards down a lot if he used the cards on both the left and right edges, and possibly both sides. Also he probably uses those 3 "printed" cards to help count down how many cards he needs to take for each word.

I got invited to the beta earlier. Seems promising but so far I only have 2 friends, the invitor (is that a word? the person who invited me) and my wife.

>> ^NicoleBee:

I heard a version of this sort of joke a long time ago involving a conversation between a missionary and an Innu.


Yeah the joke actually dates back to 1974. From "Pilgrim at Tinker Creek" by Anne Dillard.

The quote:
Somewhere, and I can't find where, I read about an Eskimo hunter who asked the local missionary preist, "If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?" "No," said the preist, "not if you did not know." "Then why," asked the Eskimo earnestly, "did you tell me?"

dupe
http://videosift.com/video/Zig-zag-LIKE-A-BOSS


and this is the similar one from years back
http://videosift.com/video/Amazing-Freestyle-Slalom-On-Rollerblades

>> ^Duckman33:

I know this has been sifted already just cant seem to find it....


http://videosift.com/video/Drunk-American-Rednecks-talk-polotics

i love the logic the guy is using.

so he mentions 2 drugs coming out with THC in them. we all know THC is in marijuana. so if marijuana (with THC) has no medicinal value, why are drug companies making the drugs? why would a doctor prescribe a drug with (as he claims) no medicinal value?





if you can't see that this is clearly big pharma trying to control the sale of marijuana you're an idiot. this guy should be ashamed.



i say this as someone with no interest in pot.

Tom Hanks rules.

what is this "peace team" and why are they made of the feeblest old people ever????

http://videosift.com/video/Keanu-Reeves-talks-about-the-sad-keanu-photo

>> ^ghark:

>> ^JiggaJonson:
I've been pretty anti-establishment watching these types of videos lately; but in this case, I felt myself empathizing with the cop more than with the driver.
Who gets out of their car and and does a "representin'" pose when they are being pulled over?

At first I thought the same, but honestly, it wasn't too bad, and he was clearly trying to communicate with the cop, who had ample opportunity to simply talk with the guy and answer his questions.


I think you're both right. The guy in the car (maybe with out realizing it) is acting/looking a little aggressive... keeps getting closer, appears angry, etc.

Meanwhile, if the cop had just said "I was pulling you over because your license plate was crooked." The guy might have calmed down.

showing your boobs: you're doing it right.

>> ^messenger:

I believe the first two crashes are the same crash from different angles.
And those are Canada -ian French accents, so I'm guessing this takes place in Quebec.


I agree. Only 2 crashes in this video.