>> ^ctrlaltbleach:
Really shocked that this happened in England. I always thought Europeans were more tolerant of others. Now I'm starting to realize maybe there is no place on the earth where everyone can be happy together.


I live quite near to where this girl was killed. I'm afraid that any romantic notion you had of England doesn't exist any more - we are under siege from feckless, moronic, feral youths who engage in low levels of criminality (and the occasional high profile case) with near impunity. God help you if you ever decide to take one of the little bleeders down a peg or two, though, as you'll more than likely be the one who ends up banged up.

Edit: That's a cringe-worthy related link at the bottom of the page; Sophie Ellis Baxter's Murder on the Dancefloor? Only if they play your song..

You're allowed some leeway when it comes to jostling for the ball, although if it had been the other way round and the defender had pushed Bergkamp off the ball the referee might have awarded a penalty.

I can see now why he didn't like to fly - with feet as good as that, you'd want to keep them on the ground.

I'd wager this guy gets a lot of Newtonian apples after class.

In Britain, they used to have a ritual where a pack of hounds chased a Fox and tore it to shreds. Nice to see this Weiner guy continuing the tradition.

Thanks to Parental Porn Blocker, I'll no longer be able to make a decent fist of it.

>> ^ryanbennitt:
Was anyone else waiting really expectantly for something amazing to happen until the end, but disappointed when nothing happened?


That's what my girfriend said to me last night, ba-dum-tish. I'll be here all week, folks.

I'm going to try this trick myself by standing my girlfriend next to a line of supermodels.

If he was a watch maker, would his mother suck cogs in hell?

As fake as her future breasts, bought with the proceeds of imminent minor fame on youthtube.

Watching that video gives me a tingly sensation 'down there'. It's a pity she's all the way 'up there'.

The last one was the best. Here's Liu Kang at you, kid.

It's not that they don't get it, more that they don't find him funny. All of his jokes are readily apparent, but he obviously doesn't float this particular audience's boat. I've seen him on TV more times than I care to mention, but only once has he managed to produce a belly laugh. Your mirth mileage, however, may vary.

I'm just glad I don't need to fight a golem made of this stuff in Dragon Age.

Wax on, Wax off. Wax on, wax off. Wax on, wax off. Wax on, wax off.