Why isn't "Deep Throat" or "Debbie Does Dallas" on the Sift?
You know what I think? I think this is a grand conspiracy by our Judeo-Christian masters who secretly run this planet in a bunker far below the Vatican, and sadly, they have finally corrupted dag and the rest of the crew. Don't think that you can wipe the world clean of important pornological documents in some kind of 1984-esque sweep, you monsters - I still have my old Betamaxes!!!
What's next?? Are they going to keep Jenna Jameson locked up forever?!? Don't think we can't find her, you bastards!!!
Oh, cruelty - the stain upon history, that classic porn will never be seen upon this website! There's just got to be someplace else on the internet we can find porn, brothers! Fight the power, man! Fight the power!!!
/sarcasm
*curtsies*
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OK, so the Saddam video is officially "out there"...
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*hands theo med cup of haldol w/thorazine* open your mouth so i can see that you're not cheeking please!
Well I corrected the "Debbie Does Dallas" oversight. That was pretty alarming, thanks for catching that.
"Relax, it's just sex."
~Larry Flynt
There's an ASCII version of "Deep Throat" called "Deep ASCII" by Vuk Cosic.
http://www.we-make-money-not-art.com/archives/008056.php
from now on i'm only posting television shows from disney (oh wait, they did porn too...) and kittens. apparently anything else could possibly qualify as snuff or porn, to some sifters...
Hello? Daily Show? Hire this man!
'The internet is for porn!" (sing along!) "The Internet IS FOR PORN!!!"
No wonder Theo hates christians...however, they did make one cChristian porno...."Debbie does the Dallas Theological Seminary", but they only got Holy Hand Jobs!
This is all so funny and ridiculous.
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