I mean, c'mon - these are important historical artifacts of our time, man! They led not only to a multi-billion dollar industry, but a reexamination of our sexual mores, not to mention paving the way for technologies that would allow the most pathetic of men to have an orgasm in the comfort of his own house!

You know what I think? I think this is a grand conspiracy by our Judeo-Christian masters who secretly run this planet in a bunker far below the Vatican, and sadly, they have finally corrupted dag and the rest of the crew. Don't think that you can wipe the world clean of important pornological documents in some kind of 1984-esque sweep, you monsters - I still have my old Betamaxes!!!

What's next?? Are they going to keep Jenna Jameson locked up forever?!? Don't think we can't find her, you bastards!!!

Oh, cruelty - the stain upon history, that classic porn will never be seen upon this website! There's just got to be someplace else on the internet we can find porn, brothers! Fight the power, man! Fight the power!!!

/sarcasm

*curtsies*

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OK, so the Saddam video is officially "out there"...