The History Of Xenu, As Explained By L. Ron Hubbard Himself
link: http://gawker.com/5037013/the-history-of-xenu-as-explained-by-l-ron-hubbard-himself-in-8-minutes
From gAWker:
"Most of what we know about Scientology's "supreme ruler" we learned from South Park: 75 million years ago, the evil alien brought humans to earth in a spaceship and killed them; the psychic trauma of the event has affected us ever since. The Church of Scientology, embarrassed by the story, has always tried to hide its existence. Until now. The Church has been playing a cat-and-mouse game with YouTubers, getting it removed in many cases; we have the audio of founder L. Ron Hubbard explaining it all, his creepy voice sounding like it's narrating the weirdest Power Point presentation of all time."
From gAWker:
"Most of what we know about Scientology's "supreme ruler" we learned from South Park: 75 million years ago, the evil alien brought humans to earth in a spaceship and killed them; the psychic trauma of the event has affected us ever since. The Church of Scientology, embarrassed by the story, has always tried to hide its existence. Until now. The Church has been playing a cat-and-mouse game with YouTubers, getting it removed in many cases; we have the audio of founder L. Ron Hubbard explaining it all, his creepy voice sounding like it's narrating the weirdest Power Point presentation of all time."
11 Comments
ObsidianfireHe kind of sounds like Dick Cheney. I stopped listening when he claimed Income tax was stolen from aliens, and stolen BY THE UNITED STATES. Must have slipped his mind that the good ol' US of A didn't "invent" income tax. lawl.
NeuralNoiseor "the alien ships look like dc-8s. actually the DC-8 design was copied from the aliens"
lucky760Insane. Or at least schizophrenic.
So Xenu is being held captive on one of these planets with an eternal battery and all the people of Earth have flashbacks so you can't say anything about it. Wow.
I wonder the answers and if anyone has ever asked: 1) How did you, oh great L. R. H., come to know all this juicy information? 2) When is this story supposed to have taken place? Because the time line of human evolution goes back a million years. So we were implanted here as pre-humans and left to evolve into intelligent beings, even though we were even too primitive to design spaceships then?
I know it's ridiculous to question a person's delusions of grandeur and expect a sensible answer, but when there are so many people under the same delusion I can't help but imagine they must have received answers that satisfied their doubts. I guess it's the same deal with all cultists and the true believers of any religion, but it's more mind boggling when the religion was created a couple of decades ago and based on such fantastic sci-fi fantasies.
NeuralNoiseBy signing up to The Church people declare to have given away the last strands of rationality they might have had, so even when they (supposedly) buy the whole Xenu story, they won´t stand to question it´s inner inconsistencies. kind of like the christian church, but sillier...
rasch187Well what do you expect? The guy was a sci-fi writer, for Xenu's sake!
10874Lol, there's no such thing as "frozen alcohol": alcohol cannot be frozen.
thinker247Xenu calls you the unbeliever. Prepare to be frozen in carbonite, Mr. Solo.
>> ^Entropy997:
Lol, there's no such thing as "frozen alcohol": alcohol cannot be frozen.
rasch187It freezes at −114.3 °C, actually.
gwiz665^ I was about to say that. Everything freezes, just get it cold enough.
I bet L. Ron had a lovely singing voice...
lavolll ron hubbard: jospeh smith with a scifi twist
joedirt>> ^gwiz665:
^ I was about to say that. Everything freezes, just get it cold enough.
I bet L. Ron had a lovely singing voice...
You have NOOOOO idea. Listen to elrond sing "Thank you for Listening". It is the all-time greatest:
www.ronthemusicmaker.org/music/listen.htm
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