Wha? Choggie don't go!

10,000 comments and still, nobody knows what the hell you're talking about.

^Rottenseed, you are on fire. That's about the second comment of yours I've read back-to-back that made me laugh. Kudos, dear sir. Kudos indeed.

You just had to go bang your own drum didn't you? Well I guess with 10,000 comments that shouldn't come as a surprise...

Here are Choggie's current stats:

Rank: 16 - (Just on the outside looking in)
Rating: 577 star points - (Who'd have thunk he'd have 1 let alone 577)
Votes Received: 9585 - (Sock puppets!)
Votes Cast: 12150 - (Proof that choggie likes to give more than receive)
Comments Posted: 10000 - (Because every day is a roast day for choggie!)
Comments Applauded: 3 - (3 out of 10,000 is all you need to know...)
Sifted Videos: 538 - (Sock puppets!)
Unsifted Vids: 4 - (He's still at it)
Sift Talk Posts: 52 - (3 of them even made sense!)
Quality Sift Talk Posts: 20 - (Suck ups!)
Blog Entries: 3 - (And you thought his comments were incoherent)
Dead Pool Fixes: 16 -(What for sifts that have been choggified)
Public Playlists: 19 - (From "Dealing with Assholes" to "Long Winded Diatribes")
Profile Views: 140214 - (People are curious)

Seriously though, congrats choggie. You help keep things interesting around here that's for sure

Please don't go. (Or maybe that's why you're going?)

What ? Because 10,000 is all even and you have OCD? I sure hope it wasn't the cheese, that's temporary.

no need to pray
afraid to say
mister k
is here to stay

This is my 699th comment. It's divisible by three.

And has "69". Sweeet.

Choggie, don't tell me you're going to take us out on an iceberg, hand us a Ronson, and say, "I'll see you around." No one else on the Sift knows the proper response to Fast'n'Bulbous.
I know I may single myself out for future scrutiny when I say, all of your comments made perfect sense to me.

One of my favs;
"Stop shopping for Christ's sake,(we already have enough plastic shit from china to BUILD an artificial satellite) buy used clothes, grow some frikkin' vegetables that have some goddamn flavor, and say yes to hallucinogens....!!!

God I'm glad I'm not a lab-rat insect.....equally as happy that some folks balls start to tingle when they pick up an Erlenmeyer flask fulla goo for a paycheck....to each his own."

Loved that one.

what in tarnation is everyoneayou bellerin' about?-10002 commenets, beooothches!

damn - where's karaidl when ya need him to smack down the self-important?