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The roast will commence with an opening monologue from the Master (Mistress) of ceremony. The MC can make it short and sweet, or long-winded, introducing the roastee, (with colorful commentary, remember, a roast is fun and games, with a view to ball-busting, satirical wit, and one-up-man-ship) then, introduces the first roaster-

The roasters will take turns, each posting their well-thought-out, jibs and jabs at the esteemed roastee….(the roastee, will be allowed to quip here and there, as well as the other roasters, between turns, but generally leave the room for folks in turn.)

It finishes, with the roastee, stepping up the podium, to thank all the roasters, in their own, inimitable way, with some follow-up jabulations of their own, thanks yous, and get the hell outta heres……

At this point the thing is over, and we vote for the best roaster.

This is fairly simple people, no real worries of over complicating it....think good-mannered, cyber-bullying, among familiars, in the name of fun and games…..Easy Peasy

Because of the nature of our users, and their varying time-zones and login times, we can announce a beginning, (only mlx has to be there on time) and the thing will roll till the last roaster, and the close-

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dotdude brought up the dynamic, of a real-time roast, inna chat format, but would it not be better, inna thread folks could re-visit??

In a thread, so then all us wusses who are too chikin' to participate can look on in from a safe distance

Oooh...Choggie wants it bad.

What do you say we kick this deal off Thursday evening, 6pm Central time. As choggie so eloquently copy and pasted above, I'll take the MC honors this first time out. Our official roasters are djsunkid, rottenseed, gorgonheap, swampgirl, jonny, Zifnab, MarineGunrock, dotdude, and karaidl -- but since I have no idea what I'm doing everyone should come along. Choggie just loves a good train wreck.

I'll start a new thread...apparently we can't have too many!

No way, dude, I just wannas finnish what I had a part in starting-plus, I never been roasted, dammit.....gotta do lotsa stuff before I die-being roasted is on some list somewhere

hehehhe....I am always giving shit to the copiers and pastiers of the world

Roast cannot live by one thread alone.

Grinning, running and ducking . . .

Great! I hope everyone stops in, Choggie's been begging for an ass-whooping for a while now. Let him have it

Beggin' for an ass-whoopin? That scrawny little ass is only gonna be able to take one whoop and then he'll be howlin' all the way back to that Tex-Mex rest . . . ah, what . . . wait . . . you said THURSDAY!!

That Tex-Mex can be painful too . . . another kind of painful . . .

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Please join MC mlx and the roasting crew for the official roast of choggie now in progress.

THE JESTER

http://parody.videosift.com/talk/Choggies-Roast-Thread